bathtub smoothie

A sex act involving 2 liters of semen and a bag of strawberries mixed together in a bathtub.

A vicious beating at a tournament throughout multiple rounds
That kid got a bathtub smoothie 6 rounds in a row.

I took my girl back to my place for a bathtub smoothie.
by RamahTrip November 12, 2013
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Bathroom Smoothie

When you pee, puke, and shit all at the same time.
"Dude, I was so sick last night, I made a bathroom smoothie."
by PejaBob January 04, 2021
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velvet smoothie

When a girl with no teeth gives you head
I knew I was in for velvet smoothie when she took her teeth out
by Fortuna October 03, 2015
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Smoothie the coochie

Pouring a nice strawberry smoothie onto the rim of the labia and then proceeding to drink the smoothie off of the consenting individual.
“Hey are you going to drink that?”

“No, why?”

My girl and I wanted to smoothie the coochie tonight and strawberry banana is our favorite.”
by I’dfuckme May 15, 2019
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banana smoothy

a slimy mixture of cum and vanilla ice cream that leaks out of a woman's vagina after at least a 20 minute session of sex.
Ed: Dude i banged my girlfriend and she made a banana smoothy!

Chris: Did you save me some?
by the knowledge of stuff January 24, 2012
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Tropical Smoothie

During the act of cunilingus the giver swallows the human excrement released when the female reaches the climax.
by Anonymous user 1234 December 11, 2017
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Ironton Smoothie

When, in the heat of (normally drunken) passion, a woman's dirty tampon is pulled out and set in a glass. Typically this glass will include some sort of leftover alcohol, resulting in an Ironton Smoothie . This noxious cocktail is normally left on a nightstand or under a bed only to be found later by the home owner/roommate.
Damnit! I just found another Ironton Smoothie in our guestroom. You've got to tell your sister to stop that shit!
by Bob-owski October 05, 2011
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