smoking the tree

Something an old person says when he suspects someone has been smoking weed.

Jim-Jim, you've been smoking the tree again haven't you?

by Orangeblood August 3, 2004

smoking the drapes

a figure of speech for smoking pot

If you really believe that story, you must be smoking the drapes.

by mr. mr. 2121 February 11, 2009

smoking resin

Shit to do when you're broke.

I'd been smoking nug for 3 months, but then lost my damn job. I had to boil my bowl and been smoking resin for the last 4 days. Its a dirty but pleasant high. Least from high grade.

by -Rayo November 19, 2013

Smokin' and Jokin'

US Army terminology utilized to describe a person or people who are standing around smoking cigarettes and chattering about car chase movies when they should be doing something constructive.

Officer: Where the hell are all of the Soldiers?

NCO: Not sure, Sir, but I think they might be out back.

Officer: Alright, can you get them to load that new equipment onto the trucks by the motor pool?

NCO: Roger, Sir. Smokin' and Jokin' is NOT an MOS, so I will get their attention! (walks away)

NCO to Soldiers: Alright, assholes no more smokin' and jokin'! Get your asses to work, NOW!!!!

by The Preggerses February 13, 2012

smoking broccoli

smoking weed; marijuana

"I be smoking broccoli, they say it's good for my health."- Kodak Black

by skrtskrilla April 8, 2017

smokin loud

smoking weed that is high grade otherwise known as premium marijuana

(examples: purp, kush, etc.)

smokin loud is slang that originates from atlanta

by yessir212 June 9, 2009

smoking

Way of paying large amounts of tax.

Dont talk to me about income tax... i smoke

by oracle March 12, 2004