Kretzschmar Smear

The sexual act of being the top vertical person forcefully penetrating a person's anal cavity while voiding bowls into a third person's oral opening.

Dickberry gave those Smith twins the ole Kretzschmar Smear last night, I seen the video.

by Clermont Queer October 5, 2023

Bap Smear

The act of when a man uses his penis to smear his seed across a woman's breasts, as if his seed was cream cheese and her breasts were a nice poppyseed bagel.

Yeah, that Erin! She sure enjoyed the bap smear I gave her last week!

by Scattyissues88 March 2, 2017

groin smear

1) total awesome song by the band Black Prophecies a href="www.myspace.com/blackpropheciesmetal"Black Prophecies Myspace Page/a
2) Premature ejaculation

OMG I just groin smeared

by FaceFaceFaceFaceFaceFaceFaceLO October 18, 2008

tabloid smear

A sensationally ugly piece of garbage that has no life and it burns your eyes to look at.

Damn look at her, she's tabloid smear.
ugly horrific idiotic

by SuperMane July 6, 2016

Smear job

When you smear dabs on a bowl of weed

We don't have a rig should we just do a smear job

by 4skinners April 8, 2016

Crap smear

The anal swab you do at the clinic, like a pap smear, but instead involves inserting a sterile cotton swab into your lower fun zone.

I got a crap smear last night and it still hurts.

by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

Smear Baby

When a man ejaculates on a womans chest and she smears the sperm down to her vagina, therefore getting her pregnant and producing a smear baby.

"I was an accident." "Yeah, you must of been a smear baby."

by mwood35 September 10, 2009