National SMD day

National SMD day is june 10th take part in it! it’s maditory.

Hey is national SMD day smd.

by yuzu da god June 3, 2021

SMD N LMC

Mostly said by women when shes pissed off at you. its short for "suck my dick n lick my clit"

*while texting

girl: get tf out my face
girl: smd n lmc

by Lolqueenbee May 23, 2016

smd from Texas

Acronym for "Suck My Dick" from Texas !!!

The same as GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKING COCKSUCKER.

- Hey wake up or you gonna be late for work!
- Sorry Boss, smd from Texas !!!

by William Warney September 11, 2011

Social Media Depression (SMD)

Also known as SMD, Social Media Depression is a mental state that is melancholic and induced by negative or lack of interaction on a social media platform.

I have a serious case of Social Media Depression (SMD) after not being able to access my Facebook account.

by The Chic Spy August 18, 2011

SMD while I SMH

The term "SMD while I SMH" is an acronym for "Suck my dick while I shake my head.

Megan Fox: "Wanna put it in my butt?"

Tyler Bourk: "Nah bitch, smd while I smh."

by stevesuperawesomeamazingnguyen September 29, 2010

shakin my dick (SMD)

When a male between the age of 15-65 goes somewhere or does something he must shake his dick.

examples of times to use shakin my dick (SMD)

I took a shower, shakin my dick.

Saw my grandson for the first time! #SMD

by RYAN WITH A SPEEDO July 29, 2012

SMD

Abbreviation for "Shake My Dick" it's commonly thought to mean "Suck My Dick" however this is a mistake.
This is often used as a snobbish retort when a person is mad, however a great counter to the much more common, but wrong, "Suck My Dick", is "Shake My Dick?".

Poli: SMD

Max: Shake My Dick?

by DevTops February 6, 2021