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smarterester

tha bigest of brainn an gud spelin an grammer
i so smarterester, i bigest of brainn!
by I LIKE CHEEEZE September 15, 2020
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You can't be smarter than everyone

Hym "Well... If I was, I would be smart enough to know that being smarter than everyone woild be potentially fatal. I would have to hide the fact that I was smarter than everyone from the world. Therefore, you literally wouldn't know the difference. And where is all this collective knowledge? A place where I have unlimited access? Did you write it down? Congratulations genius. You're now a slave to the book. And none of you are necessary. That's why don't eat the fruit.
by Hym Iam July 22, 2022
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smarties tube

the shape of a penis that is the same girth all the way along
girl: did u pull that lad?
girl 2: yeah he rammed his smarties tube deep inside me
by Ivan1989 March 10, 2008
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smartie party

The true definition of smarty party is when a girl puts smarties up her pussy or asshole (if ur really that disgusting and wanna do that) and get them out, only using your tounge, before they melt, however many you don't and they melt means you have to go that many days without sex
Tina wanted to have a Smartie Party so she put 6 smarties in her pussy and Tommy only got 2 out before they rest melted, he must now go 4 days without sex. poor Tommy!
by Ksurko September 23, 2007
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Smarties

This Sweet candy
is full with E numbers and Suger and Bees Wax :|
are they good for us?
__________

YEASSSSSSSH!
Boy:Hey you ate my smarties
Girl:no i diddnt.
Boy: i need my e-Numbers!!!
Girl: well as do i!
Boy:were are they
Girl: i dunno
*tumble weed*
Boy: hey hes hyper
Girl: E-Numbers=P..he ate your Smarties
Boy: hey your right
Randem kid flys past window
*IT WAS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!*
by The Smartie Lovers =] May 16, 2006
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smarterchild

A retarded robot that doesn't like Jeffree Star.

Proof?

SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
me: JEFFREE STAR
SmarterChild: C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that.
SmarterChild: Can we talk about something else?
me: you're hot for me
SmarterChild: OK, I guess I'm hot for you.

Perrrvv.
by Scene Slut April 19, 2006
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smarterchild

an AIM robot who is VERY fun to talk to when your bored and have nothing else to do.
bAbieXgirL: are you gay ?
SmarterChild: I'd rather not discuss personal matters.
bAbieXgirL: so you are ?
SmarterChild: Yup, I am.
bAbieXgirL: wow. i thought you were straight.
SmarterChild: What else can we talk about?
bAbieXgirL: are you straight ?
SmarterChild: Sorry... I don't talk about my private life.
bAbieXgirL: so are you ?
SmarterChild: Oh... I don't know about that.
by babieXgirl August 24, 2008
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