Slackerbagging

When you forget to bring your own bags to the store so you have to buy them.

“Where did you get all these bags?”
“I’ve been slackerbagging a LOT recently.”

by Travisaurus July 23, 2021

slackerdrive

Drive your man all around town and pay for the car, gas, insurance, etc. especially when out of henny and weed.

Julie: Where to next baby ?

De'Vontleroy: I tolds you !
Julie: Sorry. Want to swing through Popeyes or KFC too as I slackerdrive ?

by cut the cards December 27, 2022

story slacker

Someone who tells you a story involving people you've never met and fails to introduce the characters in the story.

"...And Tony said that Mary said..." Wait who the hell are Tony and Mary? You're a story slacker.

by bagitbabe October 9, 2008

Slutty Slacker

Someone that flirts with co-workers instead of doing their assigned task.

She is a Slutty Slacker today!

by Cat VonD March 24, 2010

Midnight Snackers

Zombies (or Living Dead) that wake up at midnight, and come out of the ground to attack your house and eat your brains. This particular breed of zombies only eat brains, and only wake up at midnight. They're attack ends before the sun comes up.

GJ: It's midnight.
Mikey: The midnight snackers are coming.
Kyle: Protect my brains!

Stripper: I don't have any brains!

by chevronsup August 27, 2011

Bum Smackers

A groups of guys who smack each other on the bum but its not gay.

"You boys have detention for smacking each other on your bums." -Teacher
"ah, miss we are not boys, we are bum smackers!"- the boys

by Bailey Gynther February 17, 2020

stackers

That annoying arcade game you see at Wal-Mart. You must stack bricks on top of one another by hitting the button at the exact milisecond. You can win a crappy dollar store consolation prize, or go for the bigger prizes. Makes an annoying "woo-ooh" sound when you hit the button right.

Crap! I just spent $10 at stackers and all I got was a lousy hippo keychain.

by Phatt Phrankie October 21, 2007