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ANAKIN sKYWALKER

A fat sticky blunt full of that fire that cuts ya lungs like a light saber. Call that blunt a anikan skywalker cuz.
a fat blunt that reminds you of a light saber used by anakin skywalker. Use the force...
by anarcho June 14, 2008
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rey skywalker

when you truly want the most shit show of puke you will ever see balls of urine will drown your eyes while coughing up butthole sand from your gross ass trans gf with dom toretto constantly repeating the word family the smell of shitlemon in the air
who are you? ( im rey.... rey skywalker )
by rey skywalker November 23, 2021
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Skywalking

A relationship, with a person you don't realize is your sibling.
Friend: Hey isn't that your girlfriend?
Bro: No...
Friend: What, she saw your tiny dick and said no!?
Bro: More like we learned we were skywalking....
Friend: ... That's your sister?... WAIT YOU ALMOST FUCKED YOUR SISTER!?!!?!?
Bro: . . . . . .
by WolfyFox January 20, 2017
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Skywalker Speeder Bike Maneuver

The Scenario: You're driving along on a relatively deserted two-lane highway, at night, in the right-hand lane. You encounter another vehicle, either behind you or in front of you, in either lane. Eventually, the other vehicle ends up in the left lane, about half a car-length behind you. If the driver had half a brain and basic knowledge of highway driving, they would either pass you, or merge behind you. Instead, it's some brain-dead moron who matches your speed exactly and stays in the same place, thus blinding you with headlights into your side-view mirror. It's especially annoying with a truck or SUV.

The Maneuver: Check your rear-view to make sure there's nobody behind you in your lane. Apply the brakes firmly; not enough to leave rubber behind, but enough for significant deceleration. If you have a manual transmission, or the fairly new "semi-automatic" or "manumatic" transmission, then you should also downshift in order to heighten the effect. The dumbass in the other lane will then fly by you. The advantages are twofold: the other driver will likely be confused about your sudden braking and worry that you saw something that they missed, and also you're now in a perfect position to aim your lights into their side-view mirror, thereby turning the tables.
The Skywalker Speeder Bike Maneuver is named in honor of Jedi Knight Luke Skywalker. In Star Wars episode VI: Return of the Jedi, he went from having two Imperial Scout Troopers on his 6 o'clock to having them at his 12 o'clock, where he quickly dispatched them.
by klopek007 April 6, 2010
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Skywalker

If you break up with your Girlfriend (e.g going from happy to depressed) (going from light to dark)
Hey man dont go Skywalker on us! Bro your turning Skywalker or you cant go Skywalker
by ANONYMOUSME2106 July 1, 2017
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Anakin Skywalker

this nasty motherfucker decided to end the jedi because HE DOESENT LIKE FRICKING SAND!!!!!
Anakin Skywalker was responcible for order 66.
by TIX1 Gamer March 21, 2019
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anakin skywalker

The winiest bitch in the sequel to the worst movie ever.
I wish Anakin Skywalker would get cancer in Attack of the Clones.
by krashkle November 7, 2016
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