skateboarder

Follower of a sport that's been dead for over a decade, skates on decks that are way too thin, has most likely never skated a pool, or couldn't even name some of the classic SoCal spots, all the while spending time learning complicated flashy shit while they can barely ride their boards that they most likely paid way too much for.

Commonly seen escorted off of church property because most of the skateparks were closed after Gator was sent to prison.

"Birdhouse sucks!"
"Bam Margera is god."
"'Casper Boyden'? Never heard of him. He create a move or something? "(Also See Alan Gelfand and Steve Caballero)
"Drop in? I'd rather talk trash and hurt myself in comical ways."

by MadCow August 31, 2004

skateboarder

One who never lands anything and bitches about rollerbladers.

Hey, look at that skateboarder in the tight pants getting angry.

by Doornail April 3, 2005

Skateboarding

Stylish destruction of public property.

One time, I broke into a skater's house and put wax all over his TV and furniture. He was really mad, even after i told him it would slide better now. Skate and create, man!

by Squid Wrangler March 24, 2005

skateboarders

duech bags that get in the way of bmxers

bmx dude: i almost landed that tailwhip but i hit one of the skateboarders

friend: i know right

skateboarder: i think i need to go to the hospital my rib is moving

bmx dude: well i'm fine

by bmxdude December 27, 2009

skateboarder

A person, usually a teenaged floppy-hair kid with tight jeans and logos eveywhere who thinks by buying a skateboard they are instanly cool. They usually have no idea what they are doing and look quite stupid while trying to figure out which side you put on the ground.

Posuer: hey! cool scene kids of whom i am trying to imersonate! look at my new skateboard!
Kids: How much was that deck?
Posuer: Huh? What? I'm just trying to be a skateboarder! Mommy!

by sugar-coated-suicide August 18, 2006

skateboarder

a person who rides on a skateboard (DUH!)

Sk8r: check out that sk8boarder do a nosegrind...sweet!
Sk8boarder: Dude!! I'm a.....dude sk8boarding rulz!!

by thegrrlontheinlineskates November 2, 2003

skateboarder

A TRUE skateboarder is someone that thinks rap is really gay. they like rock and the poser skaters are dissed by the real skaters. real skaters just hate it that school ruins like a third of your life. and it pisses them off how they have no choice, it pisses them off how GUYS wear HOLLISTER SHIRTS!!! That shows a true fag. skaters just arent afraid to stand up and speak there mind. unlike football players. who think getting drunk is "soo cool" thats all they do on off season. they sit on there ass and get drunk. skateboarders are always getting better physically and gaining balance and things. unlike like gay jocks that wear there american eagle and hollister shirts. fags.

jock: check it out! i can chug a beer in 20 seconds!
skateboarder: umm ok? check this out, i can tre flip a 10 stair!
jock: o. uh.... check out my pink hollister shirt!
skateboarder: nice... fag

by ipartyhard April 14, 2007