Siri

A deaf sket on every fucking iphone including the iphone x which everyone with a braincell owns unless your parents force you to have a crappy Samsung. Oh yeah and on the latest Samsung Galaxies you have a slag who copied Steve Jobs homework and created Bixby.

Person 1: Hey Siri,
Siri: Texting Grandma ‘die sket’
Person 1: NOOOOOOOOO!

by _NotEllis_ February 26, 2019

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Are you siri?

Phrase uttered, when a situation is so ridiculous or bad that it makes you lose your marbles.

Dummy: I just spent all your money on marshmallows. You now own 100 metric tonnes of marshmallows

Me:...Are you siri?

by Cappy hamper July 17, 2025

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Siri

Virtual assistant that will eventually take over the world like in temanator

Person: Siri call jake
Siri: jake is not good for you. Calling al
Person: No Stop I hate Al
Siri: Calling All

by TheDictionaryGurl November 3, 2016

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siris swords

An expression used of someone who is too involved in the details of a problem to look at the situation as a whole

i was looking for it for like fifteen minutes, i could not find the scissors for Siris swords!

by VikkiS VoCab February 11, 2023

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Siri

An AI that roasts you when you say "what's 0÷0"

Person:Hey Siri! What is 0÷0?
Siri: Imagine if you have 0 cookies, and you split them evenly among 0 friends, how many does each person get? See? It doesn't make sense. And cookie monster is sad that there are no cookies, and you are sad that you don't have friends.
Person: ...
Person: im switching to android🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

by Theandroiduser January 2, 2022

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sorry siri

When your mobile phone gives you the wrong directions through a road or highway that is closed.

"I'm trying to get to so-and-so. What is another route?" someone asks at a seasonal road closure. " Sorry siri. You should have done better." is the reply.

by juan phat kat April 12, 2022

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