Shorties Watchin' Shorties

(N.) The Worst Abomination of Bad Comics & Animation ever. Starring a filthy-ass fucking Infant and a fat fuck of a newborn. It sucks Diaper-Ass.

author gogeta loves "Shorties Watchin' Shorties" on Comedy Central.

by G-Union 2 November 10, 2004

shorty's

all your kids legitamite or illagitamite

-Wheres all your shorty's?
- yo fool lookie here noe dey all be wit dey babies momma's cuz fo sho!

by mooseknuckles November 12, 2002

Shorty

A female companion in whome you enjoy spending party and intamate time with. However you would probably never take her out to dinner or let her meet your mother.

"Hey shorty, u down for the club, few drinks, then after hours at my spot this weekend?.... Hit me up then... see u aroud...."

by siguy August 18, 2009

Everyday Shorty

An average woman than you would see on a usual basis. Not a 10/10, not a 0/10, but an everyday shorty

Yo all I see here are everyday shortys bro

by Guacamiles January 16, 2021

Shorty G

Typically trash at rapping. Also spends too much money on a trash car and makes trash money at DQ. Synonyms include trash and fuckboy.

Yo man did you hear shorty g's new song? It made my ears bleed.

by Young yerri March 8, 2017

The Shorty

The Shorty

A sex position where the girl rides so low on a guy her tits hit his mouth.

Damn, she did the shorty on me all night long.

by The shorty September 1, 2017

My Shorty

My girl! Your girlfriend!

That's my shorty! The hot ass girl is my shorty!

by fresh boy! November 25, 2016