ship 

An appropriate substitute for the swear word shit.
When you say it, just before the "t" comes out, replace it with a "p".

Similar: crap, shoot, dung, dang it, damn it, shit

Guy 1: Holy ship! My pencil fell on the ground again!
Guy 2: Hey, you just swore!
Guy 1: No, I didn't. I said "ship", not shit!
Guy 2: But you just said the s-word!
Guy 1: Ship.

ship by SupaDumb April 20, 2024

Ship-Jumper 

(n). A person who doesn't like his or her surroundings or situation, and wants to leave a certain area, or stop doing a certain thing, or wants to bail out and discontinue associating with a certain person or persons because it no longer suits their agenda.

My girlfriend of 3 years didn't like my new job, so she decided to bail out on our relationship and be a " Ship-jumper".

Ship-Jumper by VinnieVega$ February 12, 2017

ship's doctor syndrome 

This describes a medical provider who cannot find land employment due to incompetence, personality or addiction, so they must seek work in a less desirable location in shipping or remote prisons.

The pill popping doctor working in a Mississippi prison is suffering from ship's doctor syndrome.

ship's doctor syndrome by I, Wreckerrr March 25, 2017

Ship it like fedex 

When you ship two characters (typically from cartoons/anime) so hard that you have to mention the shipping service, fedex to add extra emphasis on the pair you are shipping.

-person is watching something with a friend-
Person1:"Whoa! that was good, especially the part with frank and tina!"
Person2:"Yeah I totally ship it."
Person1:"really?"
Person2:"Yeah man I ship it like fedex!"

Ship it like fedex by ThatOneAnimeFan June 16, 2016

Ship war 

A ship war is when two groups of shippers fight over whose romantic duo is destined to be. It is especially fractious if the head writer for the show publicly disses one coupling. These fights happen on the forum board for the show and lead to lots of trolling, ship vids, shopped pics and out right hatred. The only positive is they bring much lulz.

@fastmaster Hey, did you see that Ship war on the lost board?

@markyfunky They be a hating tonight.

@fastmaster At least Glee isn't in a Ship war yet.

@tehmaster They will when RM launchs the back 9. He said Puchel is a failed mashup

Ship war by Thunderclap Morgridge December 20, 2009

ship or dip 

If you think two people are either cute together you ship it and if you don’t think they are cute together you dip.

Hailee: do you ship or dip Jordan and Kira?
Maddie: um... I dip it they ain’t cute together I ship Jordan and Keona.

ship or dip by Heartbroken_many.times November 15, 2019

ship engines 

Racist term for African Americans. Refers to slaves that were forced to row boats, thus they were the ship engines.

Created @ Kentucky Derby, 2007

Man, look at all those ship engines bru, lets see if they want to play some b-ball.

ship engines by Matt W_24601 May 20, 2007