Ottawa Senators 

Quite possibly the worst joke of a franchise in NHL history today. They have the talent of a mediocre AHL team and their star players all request and instant trade upon seeing how bad things are.

I root for the Ottawa Senators. I promptly visit my therapist after the game ends.

Ottawa Senators by 81654288888 February 25, 2019

Dem Senators Killed 

2 senators were just killed. They shared my parents names which is spOoOoOoOoky.

Hym "Dem Senators Killed. I wonder if it was one of them weaponized schizophrenia backfiring incidents you here so much about. Who can tell. It's crazy that they shared names with my parents. The Nazi Saluting Tim Walz came out can gave a speech decrying political violence but political violence doesn't affect me. The weaponized schizophrenia and the pressure building in my skull and having to work through that becuase the politicians are allowing the tech retards to use my work without paying affects me. Therefore, make the Democrats admit that Tim Walz did a Nazi Salute. Make them admit everything."

Dem Senators Killed by Hym Iam June 14, 2025

Harry Groener as Senator McGee

Harry's Senator McGee, politics and power, from Buffy Mayor to Oppenheimer Senator, What a leap!

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Harry Groener's in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: It's Harry Groener as Senator McGee. Gone from Mayor in Buffy to Senator, man!

Harry Groener as Senator McGee by courtofowls September 4, 2023

Ted King as Senator Bartlett 

Ted King's taking on the role of Senator Bartlett, from soap operas to political dramas, he's ruling the screen.

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Who's playing that Senator in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: That's Ted King as Senator Bartlett, man, from soaps to the senate!

Ted King as Senator Bartlett by courtofowls September 5, 2023

Tim DeKay as Senator Pastore 

From FBI agent in White Collar to Senator Pastore, Tim's changing his suit but not his game.

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: What's Tim DeKay doing in Oppenheimer?

Person 2:It’s Tim DeKay as Senator Pastore. He’s playing Senator Pastore, same game new suit bro!

Tim DeKay as Senator Pastore by courtofowls September 5, 2023

Steven Houska as Senator Scot 

Steven's Senator Scott, the new kid on the political block, from indie roles to big screen power plays, wow!

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Who's playing Senator Scott in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: It's Steven Houska as Senator Scot, a fresh political face my dude!

Steven Houska as Senator Scot by courtofowls September 5, 2023

Hey, Senator Ted Cruz 

If raping women and children is bad why are you covering up the Epstein files? To protect the women who were raped from... Getting justice? Why are the US army member raping the female soldiers all the time and then having it covered up? If heard plenty of stories doing that? You ever think maybe you should spend less time pre-criming people who haven't raped anyone yet and ALSO LESS TIME covering up the rapes that actually occur?

Hym "Hey, Senator Ted Cruz... God said in leviticus that is you rape a woman you have to take her as a wife... I know polygamy is haram but if I rape 2 what am I supposed to do with the second one? How long do you expect vapid statements about the morality of rape and child murder to placate the masses and detract from the fact that you're letting the Jews commit a genocide, but, only the Jews and how do you feel about the fact that I (Hymon Iamon) haven't done or said anything that God hasn't done or said and is basically super Hitler? Is it dope? I'm God-Like! Both God-Like and Christ-Like! I'm like I'm like Super Omega God-Jesus Supreme!"

Hey, Senator Ted Cruz by Hym Iam June 9, 2025