Simp Signaling

When a person (usually a female) who is stuck up/snobby is encountered by a person that they don’t want around them for any reason (not attracted to/annoying/etc.) And the person is bothered by them, and she/he begins “Simp Signaling” the nearest Simp closest to them for help, even if their plea for help is unnecessary, and is usually resolves by telling the bothering person to go away, but instead decides to involve a Signaled Simp to resolve the situation with the unwanted person. “Leave her alone man! She doesn’t like you!!.”

The preppy cheerleader chick was Simp Signaling one of the party simps to tell the brave band geek who was indirectly invited to the party to leave her alone, because he tried to flirt with her.

by EmilCas1 October 17, 2022

virtue signaling

Something conservatives accuse liberals of doing any time they show any virtue at all.

This person told me I should be nice to gay people, I'm so sick of this virtue signaling!

by q359 June 27, 2023

Dickle swigling

The act of sticking your finger into a man’s pee hole

“I’m going to dickle swigling you lil bro”

by Starglo December 18, 2024

Vice Signaling

The opposite of Virtue Signaling. Instead of boasting about good thoughts and deeds, they brag about bad ones.

People may Vice Signal as a means to seem cool and edgy. Functioning as a “pick me” technique in conversations. It may also be used to one-up another persons statement.

Examples of Vice Signaling

*baby cries while being held*
“This baby doesn’t like me… it’s ok, I used to be a piece of shit. I’m not worried about it though, I don’t give a shit!”

“Oh you wake up at 5am? Hahaha, I’m never up earlier than 10am. Loser”

“Yeah I’ve done 10x whatever drug was just mentioned it was craaaayyyyzzzzyy”

by RolloBromassi February 16, 2025

Water Sealing

The act of taking superglue and filling the tip of the penis to create a water tight seal.

Jason was into gooning so naturally the next step was water sealing

by Bo Gas Ki June 28, 2025