schulzing

Ejaculating on the face of one who did not follow directions correctly

I ordered waffles, my waitress brought me French toast, i shall get a group of black bucks to give her a schulzing she'll never forget!

by SOADkeith August 22, 2012

Susting

Simultaneously Suspicious and Disgusting

"DAY AFTER PROM"

Rachel: I heard Thomas got an std sexually transmitted disease from Jenny.

Sarah: Ew thats susting af! What the hell Jenny?

Jenny: Jenny was never seen nor heard from again... Let this be a warning, always use protection

It was later discovered Jenny was deciphering ancient text in Morocco while concurrently establishing herself as an up and coming billboard model. Her first appearance included a campaign for Valtrex™

by jmpart2 April 20, 2018

Scouting

When a man/woman is actively seeking a new fling.

Jessica: do you want to go scouting , I need a man

by Botrxner November 26, 2018

Shunting

Jumping a queue

“Stop shunting!”

by Gtyrd December 3, 2018

Shunting

Shunting is to aggressively shit your pants while being excited about a new born baby lamb. It is a rare occasion

I’m Shunting at the sight of the lamb as it falls from the anus of the male sheep

by GiantSosig69 January 24, 2020

Spousting

When its before some big event and that one person starts to bitch around it and doesnt want to go there, because he is such a pussy.

BOIS: Guys, there is Cashanova concert tomorrow. Are you ready?
Spousta: Bois I am scared of that Corona shit.
BOIS: Man stop spousting!

by DR. Joan September 4, 2020

shutting the fuck up

A act of kindness to everyone around by letting them not hear your voice.

Person 1: (Quotes overused meme.)

Person 2: Ever heard of shutting the fuck up?

by completebruhmoment21 February 18, 2021