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Used to describe the supreme form of everything that can be described. Nothing can beat or even come close to the likeness of the described word.
John: I bet my humongadagongous brain is bigger than yours.
Anne: Nope. Mine’s super duper schmuper big.
John: I can’t beat that. You win.
Anne: Nope. Mine’s super duper schmuper big.
John: I can’t beat that. You win.
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Get the Schmuper mug.The greatest name ever to grace the Formula One paddock. This is the surname of legend Michael Schumacher and his son Mick.
Michael debuted for Jordan in the 1991 Belgian GP, replacing Bertrand Gachot, and qualified P6, however retired from the race. He was then signed by Benetton, and took his first win at the 1992 Belgian GP. He took two titles with Benetton in 1994 & 1995, and also won the 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003 & 2004 titles with Ferrari. He is the Scuderia’s most successful driver, and is only beaten by Lewis Hamilton in terms of statistics. He returned to F1 in 2010 driving for Mercedes. He almost won the 2012 Monaco GP, and is the oldest podium stander, aged 43 at the 2012 European Grand Prix in Valencia, unfortunately in 2013, Michael sustained life-changing brain injuries in a skiing accident, and now has the Keep Fighting Foundation set up in his honour.
Mick is a current F1 driver in his rookie season, driving for backmarker team Haas, with his teammate Nikita Mazepin. Mick has consistently outperformed his teammate Nikita over the course of 2021, and some say that he is a future world champion, just like his father. Mick is the 2020 F2 Champion with Prema, and held the title until Oscar Piastri was crowned 2021 F2 Champion. He is a member of the Ferrari Driver Academy, and is en-route to a future seat with Ferrari, potentially in 2024 or 2025, most likely replacing Carlos Sainz to become the new teammate of Charles Leclerc.
Michael debuted for Jordan in the 1991 Belgian GP, replacing Bertrand Gachot, and qualified P6, however retired from the race. He was then signed by Benetton, and took his first win at the 1992 Belgian GP. He took two titles with Benetton in 1994 & 1995, and also won the 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003 & 2004 titles with Ferrari. He is the Scuderia’s most successful driver, and is only beaten by Lewis Hamilton in terms of statistics. He returned to F1 in 2010 driving for Mercedes. He almost won the 2012 Monaco GP, and is the oldest podium stander, aged 43 at the 2012 European Grand Prix in Valencia, unfortunately in 2013, Michael sustained life-changing brain injuries in a skiing accident, and now has the Keep Fighting Foundation set up in his honour.
Mick is a current F1 driver in his rookie season, driving for backmarker team Haas, with his teammate Nikita Mazepin. Mick has consistently outperformed his teammate Nikita over the course of 2021, and some say that he is a future world champion, just like his father. Mick is the 2020 F2 Champion with Prema, and held the title until Oscar Piastri was crowned 2021 F2 Champion. He is a member of the Ferrari Driver Academy, and is en-route to a future seat with Ferrari, potentially in 2024 or 2025, most likely replacing Carlos Sainz to become the new teammate of Charles Leclerc.
Person 1: Do you watch F1?
Person 2: Yes, my favourite driver is Schumacher.
Person 1: Michael and his son Mick are such great drivers. His son reminds me so much of him.
Person 2: I know, I love their friendship with Sebastian Vettel.
Person 2: Yes, my favourite driver is Schumacher.
Person 1: Michael and his son Mick are such great drivers. His son reminds me so much of him.
Person 2: I know, I love their friendship with Sebastian Vettel.
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Get the Schumacher mug.A paradox (one (such as a person, situation, or action) having seemingly contradictory qualities or phases) in which said person (Amy Schumer, that one girl named carly etc.) misinterprets charming personality traits, making unfunny jokes and saying weird hurtful things, assuming that all failures are a result of "not doing it good enough;" perpetuating an eternal cycle of false feedback.
P1 "You know that one chick in english who tries waaay too hard?" P2 "Oh yeah homies stuck in a Schumer Paradox
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Get the Schampier mug.Michael Schumacher, possibly the best driver of our time. He shattered almost all records in one of the fastest motorsport events on the planet, Formula1. Not to mention a great man with a great personality and sportsmanship.
2006, he retired, coming a second place in overall points which is outstanding, this man is simply a legened, in his final race in Formula1 ever he had a puncture which set him back well off 10th position, but worked his way back up to 4th!
This man is nothing less than the greatest driver in Formula1 and probably anything else, and Fernando Alonso will never be as good.
2006, he retired, coming a second place in overall points which is outstanding, this man is simply a legened, in his final race in Formula1 ever he had a puncture which set him back well off 10th position, but worked his way back up to 4th!
This man is nothing less than the greatest driver in Formula1 and probably anything else, and Fernando Alonso will never be as good.
Michael Schumacher is a remarkable man and is a masterpiece when it comes to driving. Michael Schumacher will allways be the best and no fag like Alonso will beat his everlasting title.
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