schmiege

a bullshit reason for losing ones hair usually resulting from jp-8 jet fuel getting dumped on ones head.

I got jet fuel all over me now my hair is gonna be schmieged

by 703 amxs January 31, 2008

schiesty

1. Very Tricky

2. Unliked (Insult)

1. wow, that math test was schiesty to the max.

2. Fuck you you schiesty mother fucker.

by Matt Rees February 27, 2005

Schlieman Schnot

When you're in a swimming pool etc. and you snot a water boogie. Pleasant.

A pool in zante...
Person 1 : "ohww you've got a little schlieman schnot"

by H&S October 10, 2008

Schmiegel

The name for a currency you can't remember from a country which name you hear on the news once a year when they have their annual flood.
Commonly used for severely devalued currencies.

Hey, how much is a beer in this country?

Only 6000 Schmiegels! A real steal.

by BRUHunescape April 13, 2023

schiela

a person who enjoys to talk dirty and do sexual acts

my boyfriend likes to schiela all night long.

by grapey May 13, 2005

schkieffed

To get screwed over in any way.

Alessia ordered a big juicy sausage sandwich; when she got it, it was just a skinny and shriveled hot dog. She got schkieffed!

by BeastialJohnson September 27, 2017

Schmeckleangelo

Schmeckleangelo ( n) a peterpuffer who has spent a more time on his back playing with his Peter than it took Michelangelo lying on his back to paint the Sistine chappel..

Has anyone seen glover? Nope... well If u see him don't shake his hand, u know that guy is a real schmeckleangelo. Always playing with that short crooked tiny little paintbrush of his.

by Rich Crain July 17, 2018