sandy pelican

while fucking a chick on the beach, taking your skin baton out, stickin it in the sand then right back into her bearded clam!
by John Burke November 23, 2003
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Dirty Sandy

When the female stuffs her finger into her box, then pulls her finger out and wipes it across your lip.

Similar to the dirty sanchez.
I stuck my finger down my wife's butt crack and wiped it across her lip and yelled "DIRTY SANCHEZ!", which she responded by sticking her finger in her box then wiping it on my lip and yelling "DIRTY SANDY!"
by Electric Mayhem November 11, 2004
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Sandy Grandma

An attempt to have sexual intercourse via the anus with an older woman however, she's way too dry which then creates flakes covering the penis which is known as "sand".
"Man, I just had sex with a GILF too bad she was a Sandy Grandma though..."
by SomeSuperRandomGuy November 02, 2019
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Sandy Neck

An oasis, from heat in an otherwise chaotic world. A place where you can see the forest’s and stand with your feet on the grass.
When it seems like the world has gone madd it’s a good idea to find a Sandy Neck to chill an find you peace in.
by IronMikey March 09, 2023
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Julian & Sandy

Two characters From Round The Horne, a BBC radio program. Also the title of their sketches.

Julian and Sandy were two camp, out-of-work actors, who were always at work in a franchise that featured the word bona, which means 'good' in Polari.

Polari was gay slang used as a secret underground language before the decriminalisation of homosexuality in Britain back in the 1960s.

They could be found working at such ventures as Bona Promotions, the Ballet Bona, Bona TV Ltd, and Polari Vous Francais: the Bona School of Languages.

As well as being highly amusing, Julian and Sandy were notable for being two camp homosexual characters in mass entertainment at a time when homosexuality was still illegal in the UK, and for the use of Polari in the sketches.

The writers and cast thought the characters worked very well as they were not being held up to ridicule or simply there to be the target of a joke, in fact most of the sketches revolved around Kenneth Horne's presumed ignorance being the target of their jokes.

Kenneth Horne would find these two characters usually by looking in a rather risque magazine (which he would insist he bought for innocent reasons). This would lead him, more often than not, to their business in Chelsea.
I'm listening to 'Julian & Sandy' on CD.. it's making me lol!
by miss_weezy January 10, 2010
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sandy anaconda

the sexual act of fucking on the beach, sticking your dick in the sand, then proceeding to fuck said bitch more.
"dude. she asked for a sandy anaconda, now the inside of her vag is all ripped up"

"what the fuck is wrong with you."
by anonymous71795 August 18, 2012
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Sandy Cohen

The act of unintentionally dipping ones sleeve in a condament/ beverage/ meal.
Steve reached across for a cracker and ended up with a Sandy Cohen.

Upon checking his rockin outfit in the mirror Steve notices a stain on his sleeve in the mirror. "Oh no not another Sandy Cohen..."

"Steve why do you always have to Sandy Cohen your nice shirts" yelled his mum from the laundry.
by AFannyWinkler February 24, 2016
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