San Francisco Calculator

An act that involves a gay man sticking a dollar-store calculator into another man's anus.
Abe: I was shitting pancakes after you gave me that San Francisco Calculator, Blake.

Blake: If you don't stop complaining, I'll have to use a TI-83 next time.
by schaferhor September 02, 2009
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San Francisco Shiner

When a gay man punches a woman in the face.
She was giving Mario lip, so he gave her the San Francisco Shiner.
by Dale Reinhardt May 25, 2007
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San Francisco Giants

Best Team in the history if baseball.
Hate the Dodgers.
The San Francisco Giants KILLED the Dodgers last night.
by Giants fan forever June 01, 2007
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San Francisco gutterball

when a gay man gets drunk and has sex with a woman
Last weekend, my gay friend Stfan got hammered and had a San Francisco gutterball Lucy.
by Sexual Ratchet April 25, 2010
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San Francisco Treason

Alright, picture this: one guy laying on his back while a girl is riding him cowgirl style. She is also giving a guy head off to the side. As the guy getting head is about to blow, he pulls it out of her mouth and blows it on his unsuspecting friend's face. TREASON!!
by toxicddd September 07, 2009
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south san francisco

A small city full of nortenos and has hoods like cypress, susey way, and 500 blk. It has two high schools, El Camino and South City High. Everyone that goes to El Camino is either a prep nerd, skater/punk rocker, or athlete. Everyone that goes to South City is either a Tongan, Norteno, or black people that most likely plays football or basketball. Both schools are rival. I have been to both high schools and I like El Camino a lot better.
South San Francisco is the sickest yet most boring city in the bay area.
by Vince Go September 10, 2006
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San Francisco Hike

The sexual act of sticking freshly wiped, fecal covered toilet paper to another parties chest.
I'd love to take you on a San Francisco Hike if your into that sort of thing.
by Spacedawwwg August 22, 2016
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