Rusty Cage

A very, very talented and, Fucking Awesome YouTube Musician/Song Artist. He is most commonly-known for his Knife Game Songs (including the original that was written and made by him), which is kind of a bummer because aside from all the dangerous stunts and performances that he uploads like that, which a lot of people would consider stupid, dumb, and a bad influence (hopefully not a kid would say that), which makes sense, but no one seems to take the moment to check out and listen to his real music and song albums. Plus, a lot of his fan base is full of 7-12 year old immature kids that are obsessed with those Knife Game Songs. Also, with all the dark-humor he puts on his YouTube channel obviously gets the most popular and trending (Like the Noose Song, Knife Games, and other stupid humorous songs he made), which many 0% analytical people would immediately take as an “ignorant, cringy edge lord”, by first appearance, which, he not entirely is... And honestly, the whole reason I’m writing all this, he Deserves to be WAY more popular. Through his not-very-good childhood and depression, and all the instruments and musical equipment he has, and, Oh My God, the content of his videos are OutStanding (he went to College for videography/filmmaking or whatever you call it ). I really wish his songs could be heard on some of the mainstream radio stations or something. Anyway, this super underrated legend should really get more attention, so SubScribe to him, or at least check him out!
Some of Rusty Cage’s Best Real Music: Other Awesome Rusty Cage Content/Humorous Songs:
1. “The Lives of Flies” 1. “I Want Transparency” Parody on Second Channel: “Rusty Cage 2”
2. “When I’m Drinking Whiskey” || 2. The Blindfolded, Two-Hand, Halloween, Christmas, New and Final Knife Game Song
3. “What They Said” 3. “The Family Friendly Noose Song
4. “Bone To Pick” 4. “The Knife Flip Song” and “The 2nd Knife Flip Song”
5. “I Wish I Had A Wish” 5. “Moving Like Hillary” and “Everyone I Don’t Like Is Literally Hitler” Lmfao!
6. “Requiem of the Crazies” 6. “The Cuss Word Song”. <—The best 30 seconds of your life!)
7. “The Bum Song” and “Spare A Dime” 7. “Draw My Life: Rusty Cage”
8. “A Mysterious Stranger”. and more... 8. Rusty Respond Videos..Especially: Rusty Responds #6 “Reading Mean Comments”

9. “Roasting Myself in Highschool”. And much more videos..
by SuperiorSteve64 November 05, 2019
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Rusty Sherman

To put one's penis between one's legs & rub against one's bumhole. Tada.
Jane was mortified when she came home to her husband hoovering the house whilst performing a Rusty Sherman and crying out in a high pitched voice `I'm a lady!'
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Rusty Cliff

When a girl sharts on a guys dick while having anal sex.
Jeremiah was having anal sex with Kayla, when all of a sudden she gave him a rusty cliff.
by Rusty Cliff January 09, 2015
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Rusty Maraca

A Rusty Maraca is the female version of a Rusty Trombone
After she got done giving me a rusty trombone i was inclined to give her a rusty maraca
by papercut05201 December 14, 2009
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Rusty Tesla

A "rusty Tesla" involves defecating on your partner during intercourse and sticking their finger in an empty light socket.
"I gave Brenda the gnarliest rusty Tesla the other day, she still has burns"
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Rusty pour

Although appropriate wine glassware or any drinking cup can probably hold up to 12 ounces of wine, most pour a standard 4-6 ounces to swirl and enjoy the wine and aroma. A Rusty pour is filling the glass up to its full potential for maximum drinking efficiency.
We are walking down to the Casina, give me a Rusty pour of the Opus One to hold me over for awhile.
by AmyandJack January 19, 2010
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Rusty Mekateen

A person who knows everything and can't be told otherwise. Their stories can be old or exaggerated and can sometimes contain a morsel of truth. They often interrupt your story to tell their story because they have to be heard and can tell stories better than you. They are thirsty for attention and are known for diarrhea of the mouth. They also thrive at topping whatever you say. There is nothing that you can say or do that they haven't seen, heard or done. Simply stated, "They Know Everything"
1. Mother Goose has nothing on Rusty Mekateen, she's to fairytale-ish.
2. A grandfather was sitting around telling stories of what he has seen in all his years on this planet and the kids were really interested until little Johnny pulled a Rusty Mekateen and caught everyones attention.
3. When it came time to pick people for Trivial Pursuit, Petey asked who could best portray Rusty Mekateen.
4. Harry thought he had won the debate until I pulled a rusty mekateen and blew him away.
by max nova July 04, 2009
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