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Felon's Tree Removal does a great job as long as you don't mind rapists and murders peeping in your windows and casing the joint.
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A movement led by those who believe in resuscitating the lost art of giving a crap about the human soul, seeing people as the fuel that ignites real progress. It’s the revival of forgotten energies stored deep within each of us — a return to cultivating compassion, generosity, and raw human connection at a time when most of the world has numbed itself with algorithms, isolation, and instant gratification.
More than empathy, The Great Revival of Human Momentum is an unapologetic rebellion against the soulless hustle of a “dog-eat-dog” culture. It celebrates the badass who dares to fish in the dark, recognizing that what truly drives momentum is sharing knowledge and nurturing people. This is where real innovation is born — not from competition or greed, but from lighting up one soul so they can light up another.
More than empathy, The Great Revival of Human Momentum is an unapologetic rebellion against the soulless hustle of a “dog-eat-dog” culture. It celebrates the badass who dares to fish in the dark, recognizing that what truly drives momentum is sharing knowledge and nurturing people. This is where real innovation is born — not from competition or greed, but from lighting up one soul so they can light up another.
Her leadership style embodies The Great Revival of Human Momentum — making everyone around her feel seen, challenged, and unstoppable in a world that forgot why people matter.
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He first verifies that they are indeed registered sex offenders - or at a minimum convicted felon - and then he gives them unsupervised access to chainsaws and wood chippers. Sometimes accidents happen and there end up fewer felons than they started with, so it's not all bad.
Other times - well, felons with chainsaw... The possibilities are endless, and some aren't so great.
He first verifies that they are indeed registered sex offenders - or at a minimum convicted felon - and then he gives them unsupervised access to chainsaws and wood chippers. Sometimes accidents happen and there end up fewer felons than they started with, so it's not all bad.
Other times - well, felons with chainsaw... The possibilities are endless, and some aren't so great.
Bro "Brah, where can I get a job? I just I'm on parole, so nobody's gonna hire me."
Brah "Bro, go work for Felon's Tree Removal. They'll hire ya. They literally only hire felons."
Bro "Nah, Bra, they won't let me do anything. I'm a felon."
Bra "The hell they won't! You'll get your own chainsaw, wood chipper, shit, you'll probably get your own shotgun to protect you from choopacobras and parole officers."
Brah "Bro, go work for Felon's Tree Removal. They'll hire ya. They literally only hire felons."
Bro "Nah, Bra, they won't let me do anything. I'm a felon."
Bra "The hell they won't! You'll get your own chainsaw, wood chipper, shit, you'll probably get your own shotgun to protect you from choopacobras and parole officers."
by Double take July 10, 2025
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Felon: "hey Carl, you hiring?"
Carl: "Yeah Dude, can you run a chainsaw?"
Felon: "fuck yeah dude! I got tons of experience in that! I chainsawed my girlfriend into pieces. That's how I got my first felony!"
Carl: "Right on. When can you start?"
Felon: "Right after I get that body out of my trunk... Can I run the wood chipper too?"
Carl: "Of course. You at clearly qualified and trustworthy. Welcome to Fellon's Tree Removal."
Carl: "Yeah Dude, can you run a chainsaw?"
Felon: "fuck yeah dude! I got tons of experience in that! I chainsawed my girlfriend into pieces. That's how I got my first felony!"
Carl: "Right on. When can you start?"
Felon: "Right after I get that body out of my trunk... Can I run the wood chipper too?"
Carl: "Of course. You at clearly qualified and trustworthy. Welcome to Fellon's Tree Removal."
by Double take July 10, 2025
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Becky "I was going to hire Felons Tree Removal to trim the trees at my house. You think they're any good?"
Lateesha "Bitch, I don need no felons trimin' my bush!"
Lateesha "Bitch, I don need no felons trimin' my bush!"
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