Reuben boydhouser

A wanna be biker mechanic that works for his daddy docking all day then goes home and has rainbow kisses with mommy while dad records for later enjoyment

Hey, why isn't work getting done in the yard? Them guys just be reuben boydhouser ing all day, that's why.

by Barry#1mech September 15, 2021

Reuben

Reuben is the most misunderstood character you will meet. 9/10 people will prejudge him based on his appearance and charisma. Frequently labelled “Vain” and “womaniser”. This couldn’t be more wrong, as he can’t focus his energy across multiple women due to his pure focus on self development.

If you come across Reuben enjoy his presence in the moment because you probably won’t be able to hold his attention once you depart.

Reuben, name meaning,

by Charlie Knows B November 23, 2021

Reuben

A nice friend, big softy and a brother

Ur such a reuben

by Gurdmeow November 24, 2021

reuben background

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motar baik

wow that's a sick motar baik reuben background u got there bro countri guy yeah i like hot girls and like country stuff like bige gunta and then doing motar baik ride.

by macks pistoris June 12, 2019

Reuben

A sexy beast with a large, trimmed delicious cock. This person has all the ladies and is the sexiest man in town. He regulary fucks a minimum of 3 pussies a night, sometimes going as far as 7. He has a scent, thats so distinct, pussies squirt simultanously as soon as they're hit by it. Overall, a 13/10 for looks, personality, and penis size.

Hey Dave! That bloke there is a Reuben! Look at his gigantic penis!

by EveFuckedEric September 1, 2021

Reuben

To Reuben someone is to annoy them by telling lies about them.

My friend keeps trying to Reuben me.

by HiyoTheNL November 10, 2025

Ordered the Reuben

Slang term for performing oral sex on a woman.

Dave- "So how'd the date go dude?"

Tom- "Fucking fantastic! We saw a movie and went back to her place for dinner."

Dave-"Nice, what'd you have for dinner?"

Tom-"Lets just say I ordered the reuben."

by The Master of Disaster151 December 17, 2013