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realationship

An offline relationship in reality in defiance of social networking in virtual reality.
We now have a realationship after having had a fleeting online relationship.
by Hercolena Oliver June 26, 2008
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Rapelationship

When someone forces another to be in a friendship or partnership. Similar to the rape, the one being forced DOES NOT enjoy it at all.
Michael: Hey, we're gonna be friends now,k? Mk. We're gonna do everything together now. I'm so happy BFF!

Victim: :(

Brandon: Looks like Michael is in ANOTHER rapelationship.
Elian: I know. I feel bad for THAT guy.
by Ean650 May 21, 2013
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relationchippy

Someone who is good at relation ships
Im so relationchippy
by Jamie.b June 13, 2018
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mobile relations

social or personnel connections or dealings between or among individuals or groups via the mobile phone
People identify with the notion of relating to different groups of like-minded individuals via the mobile phone, it the ideal tool to uphold and develop these mobile relations taking the notion of social exchanges into a new dimension.
by bliou March 7, 2007
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VP Couple Relations

VP Couple Relations MEANING

VAGINA & PENIS Couple Relations aka "VP"
When Man and Woman having sex their private parts are in Relationship as their a couple or not dating just having VP Relations. (You won't be a virgin no more!)
Raymond:

You want have my Penis Relations With your vagina? So can be pooped as "VP Couple Relations"

Elisha: ah.. course! I want "VP Couple Relations" so I won't be a virgin No more!
by anonymous_Wolfe March 17, 2022
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Regulation Ranger

The US ARMY has always maintained its' own cultural norms and behaviors. Longstanding jokes and traditions are part of the very make up and fabric of everyday soldier life. One such longstanding, common euphymism was the identification of "Barracks" titles. There was the "Barracks Barber", usually a lower enlisted who would undercut the Post barber by offering cheaper (and usually better) haircuts within the actual barracks. Of course, there came to be a "Barracks Lawyer" to compliment whatever legal dispute or disciplinary claims that soldiers inquire about. To supercede the "Barracks Lawyer" there is now such an appropriate personal title as "Regulation Ranger". Usually a Regulation Ranger has over an average of 7 years of total service, and usually at least one combat deployment. By a wide margin, most Regulation Rangers happen to hold a rank of Staff Sergeant or above. Most Regulation Rangers are ARMY RESERVISTS as well, and hold absolutely zero authority in their regular, stateside, full time career. As a result of their obvious insecurity towards their duties as a leader, most Regulation Rangers study the ARMY Regulation books in their free time. The point of studying regulation books is so that they may exert their authority over those subordinate to them. Most Regulation Rangers are not only insecure, but many have power and responsibility complexes as well. Never far behind a unit commander or senior NCO is a Regulation Ranger, always manipulating and methodically playing "games" so as to implement more and more useless rules. When the implementation of a new rule is emplaced, a Regulation Ranger is satisfied. Unfortunately, this micromanagement doesn't stop, for it spreads among their like-minded counterparts that are bucking for rank. The only way to defeat a Regulation Ranger is to outperform and outclass them in every possible aspect.
Usually being in the ranks of E-6 to E-9, most Regulation Rangers are insecure and have control complexes.

A Regulation Ranger can implement whatever rules they wish to, and often make up redundant, useless rules right on the fly.

"Hey, you can't wear a knife on your belt. It says so in the regs!"

"Hey! You're only allowed to lift weights after 1700, it was put out in the regs"

"You're not allowed to take more than one pop-tart from Class 1. It says somewhere in the regs!"
by gatesoftanhauser May 15, 2009
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First Date Regulations for Men

1. 90 minutes maximum
2. Show up on time, but no earlier than 15 minutes.

3. Dress how you usually dress. Don’t wear a suit unless you’re coming from a meeting.
4. Have cash in your wallet. Not because you need it. Just trust me.
5. If you can’t afford to have cash in your wallet, you can’t afford a girlfriend.
6. Ripped jeans don’t look good
7. Have a reason to leave after 90 minutes. Make some shit up if you need to.

8. Don’t say you like something just because she does. If you despise it, don’t pretend to play along.

9. Bring a condom. You never know.

10. Just in case, have a Backup Call
Idk what to do for this date.

“Man, just review the first date regulations for men, that’s what they’re there for.”
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021
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