rod rancher

A guy who maintains a stable of throbbing rods at his beck and call. Also, a guy who you really don't like at all.

"Wow, that dude is gayer than a Brokeback Mountain action figure playset with a squirtgun full of sweetened condensed milk!"

"Definitely a rod rancher, for sure."

by General Lee A. Dumas December 2, 2013

jolly ranchered

when a man shits a ton of little poops into a chicks mouth, and then she vomits the shit and her early breakfast back into the man's asshole

Yoo, dog I jolly ranchered this girl, and she fucking vomited all over my designer clothes, what a bitch.

by laikario March 9, 2021

oklahoma toaster rancher

An inbred meth addict of the trailerpark variety whos only possessions are stolen toasters, most are disassembled and reassembled on a nightly basis and used to manufacture more meth, while found in many states oklahoma seems to be the most frequent

You dont want to go to walmart after midnight, thats when the oklahoma toaster ranchers come out

by Wort!Wort!Wort! May 10, 2018

Rancherize

To jazz up food with ranch.

i think i need to rancherize the pizza

by fakecastiel March 27, 2024

Huber rancher

The act of defecating on ones self when trying to flatulate.

Oh no! I feel a fart coming on. I pushed too hard which resulted in a Huber Rancher!

by Dirty underwear July 3, 2016

Cattle rancher

A chubby chasing dude, who tries to play multiple fat girls at once.

Isn't that guy dating 2 other fat girls? Yeah, I think he's a cattle rancher.

by Troglodyte the PA March 24, 2019

Team Rancher

The duo name (or sometimes ship name, in a character context since shipping those CCs isn't okay.) of Solidaritygaming and Tangotek. They met in double life and are adorable. Absolutely best friends. Figured this deserved a definition since Flower Husbands is on here. Pulsar picture to represent my love towards them.

Me: "I ship Team Rancher's characters more than Flower Husbands, to be honest."
My friend: "Who dat?" (They watch Grian and Ldshadowlady.)
Me: Shows them a picture.
My friend: "Yeah, they look happier than the Flower Husbands one you showed me earlier."

by The Neutron Star October 1, 2023