ownage pyramid

The ladder of ownage
Lowest: you are the bitch to who powned you
2nd step: You are shuned by who owned you
3rd step: Owner
Top: Powner

I am on top of the ownage pyramid!!!

by Larry Franks November 4, 2007

Champagne Pyramid

A group of men sit naked and whacking it in a car with the windows open while a woman stands atop the car and proceeds to piss all over the roof. The men then drink the little streams of pee that drip down the window.

Mitch: The champagne pyramid at their wedding was awesome!
John: You should've seen the one on their honeymoon.

by IAmTheBatt May 20, 2010

The Pyramid scheme

When three bros form a triangle, and partake in anal sex. Make sure you take turns, you don't want to pop out.

I walked in on my three friends doing the pyramid scheme, I wish it was a mlm instead.

by The phantom diddler January 15, 2019

Relation Pyramid

The different levels of relationships with women.
At the bottom is the brother zone
On the same level is the No Relation Zone, where you dont even know the girl meaning you at least have 1% chance with her.
Next level is the friendzone
Then the talking stage
Which can lead back down a step or up to the Dating Stage.

From here you can go down or stay on the same level, but moved to the Friends With Benefits category.

Finally cuz the Cuffed level. The very peak where you can look down at the hieroglyphs of the suckers that could not achieve your greatness

We broke up but I didn't fall on the Relation Pyramid. We just occasionally hook up now

by Dougiie May 19, 2014

Population Pyramid

A graphic depiction of population by percentage in each group, divided by gender.

The population pyramid shows a stable increase in our country's population over time.

by 3d5jllppgaydunerboogers December 4, 2021

silky pyramid

other wise known as sporting an erection in a pair of silk pyjamas or boxer shorts.

You nearly took my eye out with that silky pyramid!

Pitch a tent, erect a silky pyramid!

by Erm...Burt July 30, 2014

Salt Pyramid

The average rate of change of the amount of salt within a person per unit time. SI units are tsp/min. The apex of the Salt Pyramid will always be the event that triggers the saltiest reaction in a person.

Doug: "I'm better than those Emory kids.....I'm better than those Emory kids....."

A:"Dude what's up with Doug?"

B: "He just reached the top of his salt pyramid."

by boogues September 8, 2016