Pure Awesome

Pretty self explanatory. Awesome in its purest form: not diluted by things that are not awesome.

Wow, look at that guy over there who just turned 21, is wearing a Batman shirt, and is having his first drink. He's pure awesome.

by X4nNu5 February 20, 2010

Pure Top

When an Arab male is uncomfortable with his sexual preference towards men, and describes himself among the homosexual community as a Pure Top.

Yo Nader, wanna bottom?

Na bra, I'm totes a pure top.

by ivagetarian May 28, 2014

Pure Paige

Term used to express disgust, disapproval, disappointment or discontent with a situation, attribute, or property of an individual or place.

Dude that chick was sooo hot...but her face was Pure Paige...

by Heavy Recoil October 25, 2010

Pure Js

Short for "Pure Jokes"

Used when one or more persons find something humorous

Person 1: Have you seen The Inbetweeners Movie yet, mate?

Person 2: Yeah, it's Pure Js!

by Randem Mandem January 1, 2012

Pure Wipe

When you shit a turd that is so clean and remnant free, your one and only toilet paper wipe is as clean, white and pure as the driven snow.

Thanks to his high fiber regimen, Carl’s daily bowel movements are hallmarked by the pure wipes.

by Eaton Holgoode January 20, 2018

Pure Torque

When you have to take a leak with morning wood, you push down so hard on your unit, your heels lift of the floor.

That piss I took was Pure Torque!!!

by The Burnt Pickle March 17, 2010

pure cunt

Someone who is a pure cunt

You are a pure cunt

by Kai_is_strange November 10, 2018