pun cancer

A condition one receives upon hearing a really terrible pun.

"When i heard the comedian say a terrible pun, my pun cancer hurt."

by chellygel January 26, 2015

fucking pun

a play on words which, when used, is a quick way to lose friends.

"Jokes about pirates are off the hook." "was that a fucking pun"

by beautiful-psychotic December 22, 2013

pun-gino

A male of East Indian descent this can also include males of Persian, Armenian, or from any middle Eastern descent that are trying to look like the Italian Ginos (that originated in the Greater Toronto Area GTA). Pun-ginos are often seen as wanna be Italians/Europeans, hence they wear a lot of tight clothing, spiked hair, drive shitty cars, and wear a lot of Kappa. They are also known for denying their origins and claim to have half European ancestry.

The word "Pun" comes from the word Punjabi. Pun Ginos are not liked by the Ginos, they are found ridiculous and are not accepted within the "true" Gino community.

girl: "Is that a Gino?"

guy: "Naah, he's Indian, so he's a Pun-gino

by batchick84 June 12, 2009

pun-run

A string of (often loosely) connected puns, the goal of which is to keep anyone willing to listen to such wordplay laughing for as long as possible. Usually these joke trains conclude with an absolutely horrible punchline.

The following example is a typical pun-run:

Q: What do you call it when a mail truck gets in a car accident?
A: A return-to-sender bender

Q: What do you call it when a crossdresser gets in a car accident?
A: A gender-bender

Q: What do you call it when a meat truck gets in a car accident?
A: A tender-bender

Q: What do you call it when a loan shark gets in a car accident?
A: A lender-bender

Q: What do you call it when a Federal Reserve truck gets in a car accident?
A: A legal tender-bender

Q: What do you call it when a Calvin Klein model gets in a car accident?
A: A slender-bender

Q: What do you call it when a smoothie truck gets in a car accident?
A: A blender-bender

Q: What do you call it when your lead guitarist gets in a car accident?
A: A fender-bender

by Evan Jaiyen July 19, 2009

pun(poon)

same thing as vagina or pussy

she tried to give me a cock shot but i gave her a pun shot

by sean May 13, 2005

Pun-isher

Someone who tells a bunch of really bad jokes to the point it is painful to hear them tell a joke.

Bob: dude joe is telling so many bad jokes right now.
Billy: i know it is painful
Bob: he is such a pun-isher

by the real gamerboy July 13, 2010

pun-alicious

When a good pun or word-joke is made it is credited with the title or compliment pun-alicious.

Puns usually rely on a synonym or a homophone.

The word is a combination between "pun" and "delicious".

Most words on UrbanDictionary are pun-alicious.

Person I: Hey! You allright?
Person II: No, halve left!
Person I: Pun-alicious!

by brandon-4 December 31, 2009