pumper dumper

One who pumps and dumps.

WHAT?! JAKE IS A PUMPER DUMPER?!

by Fredrick Delmar March 27, 2020

Pupper Supper

Dinner for your doggo. Food for your furry friend.

Dog food, particularly the expensive stuff.

The stores may be out of toilet paper, but there is still plenty of pupper supper.

by food_dude April 7, 2020

puppercut

To uppercut a puppy.

Bob: We've got a new puppy and she's been whining all night.
Joe: You've just got to do what I did with our dog and give it a puppercut.
Bob: A puppercut?!
Joe: Yeah, just uppercut that puppy right in its jaw and it will stop whining. A puppercut.
Bob: Thanks, Joe!

by clickalb March 4, 2022

Pumperwinkle

An object that hangs on or near the pumpernickel. Usually used in bed for sexual pleasure from uncles. Mostly uncles with common and cringe names such as Kenny.

Oh daddy, don't let your pumperwinkle go in that far.

by therealunclekenny April 3, 2023

Party Pumper

A person who brings hype and enthusiasm to a party, who helps break the ice so partygoers have a good time.

My university's student newspaper always had wanted ads for 'party pumpers' to work at bar/bat mitzvahs getting the kids dancing and enjoying themselves.

by sallyhousecoat February 10, 2012

Melon Pumper

Person who cuts a hole in a melon and then has sex with it.

"See you, you're a melon pumper!"

by melonpumper October 7, 2012

concrete pumper

The act of overcoming constipation.

I ate way to much cheese a few days back, but after an especially challenging concrete pumper, I feel much better now.

by mr. pickles February 6, 2015