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pretendian

One who claims to be Indian but doesn't exhibit Indian qualities or isn't Indian. It can also apply to a non-Indian who hangs around with nothing but Indians. Can apply to both India Indians and Native American Indians.
Steven is such a pretendian.
by N0WH3R3K1D April 21, 2007
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playin' pretend daddy

when a man is shacked up with a woman who has kids and had no intention of ever being a real father figure to those children
"He is at her house playin' pretend daddy. Really all he is doin is tryin to get a piece!"
by Julie Garcia October 1, 2007
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Preteen sex club

A sex club that preteens can join to get together and have sex with each other. Which is so cool because there parents and teachers think preteen are just like they were when they were preteens like fifty years ago and so don't suspect a thing.
He's in a preteen sex club
by The Fury 13 December 9, 2010
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Preteen woman

A human female who is less that thirteen years old. A term used by people in the pedaphile civil rights movement,underaged sex movement and porn scene movement etc. because they need sex as much as older women.
She's a preteen woman.
by The Fury 13 January 17, 2011
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preteen

1) A pre-teen, or an almost teen/almost teenager is a child (primarily female) who is between the ages of 9 and 12 (Although can also include an immature 13 year old). These childern like to pretend they are teenagers and thus, they try to act "cool."
2) A preteen girl is usually obsessed with glitter in all forms, which is then smeared on thier faces, in an attempt to look "cool" or "older." Usually makes them look stupid and/or like child prostitutes.
3) Preteens often latch on to the current trend (thus making it uncool), like iPods.
4) Preteens often travel in groups of 4 - 5, screaming thier heads off at the stupidest things.
1) My nine year old sister considers herself a preteen, and insists on carrying her neon pink purse everywhere.

2) The girl had so much glitter on, I honestly thought she was a hoe!

3) The 10 year old yelled and begged until he got an iPod. She then uploaded her two Backstreet Boys albums, and promptly broke it after listening to "I Want it That Way"

4) The group of preteens screamed uncontroably as one did something stupid.
by Loomis's-Southern-Belle May 11, 2006
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teen preteen orgy

A orgy that teen have that they get preteens to come to and the more the better so they can all have sex together.
Lets have a teen preteen orgy.
by Deep blue 2012 July 22, 2010
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Pritesh

1. Sex on wheels

2. Asian bloke

3. My best friend
1. Corr, listening to insert band is like Pritesh.

2. Asian bloke? *Here sir*

3. Ahh I love insert name, s/he's my Pritesh.
by TheArcticKingsOfTroy December 23, 2008
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