printer constapation

When a printer is jammed or is taking a long time to print a document for no viable reason

"Why the hell hasn't it printed yet?"
"Looks like you have printer constapation"
"Damn..."

by Baggyeyescar May 12, 2008

Printer Blue

When your printer is out of black ink and you need to print something for class, you print it in the darkest shade of blue and you hope your teacher won't notice.

That shade of blue is called printer blue.

"My printer ran out of black, and I had my mid-term paper due tomorrow"

"What did you do?"

"I printed it in printer blue, I hope the T.A. doesn't care"

by E.X. Haysbert November 12, 2009

printer monkey

derogatory term for IT employees who think too highly of themselves

That Tony guy over in IT acts like he's God because he un-jams the Xerox every other day...I could do that printer monkey's job. I know how to use Google too.

If that printer monkey asks me if I restarted my laptop one more time I'm going to strangle him with my 5 ft USB cable.

by paula. June 30, 2014

Printer

When you see a really fit guy (or girl) and want to tell your friends without the attractive person knowing

Have you seen the printer over by the salad?

by PizzaSlut338 June 21, 2016

printernship

An internship where the main tasks is making copies and getting coffee for the real employees

I thought my summer internship would be fun but it was more of an printernship

by Olofisnumberone June 1, 2016

Printer talk

When you are working in an office and you need an excuse to make small talk with someone you meet at the printer to talk. Note this can be elaborated on for any other office equipment like scanners, photocopiers, fax etc.

Person 1: The boss is looking at us if you want to finish talking lets do some printer talk
Person 2: That sounds like a good idea i'll head over now.

by Boomer_Zoomer January 29, 2019

Printer

Code for vape

Guy: "Hey man have you seen my 'printer?'"
Guy 2: "Yeah. Earlier I took a pretty fat hit of your va... printer."
Guy 3: "Hey can y'all shut up and pass the printer?"
Guy 2: "Can't. We misplaced it."

by ill take a #1 February 9, 2020