browsing position

the position you are in usually while browsing the internet (usually tumblr or dank memes)

dan howell's browsing position is often portrayed as slouching on the couch with a double chin and scrolling.

by shutupproduction May 15, 2016

Beyblade Position

When you grab a dwarf and spin her on your dick and say "3 2 1 LET IT RIP"

Brotha me and Laney just the best sex in beyblade position

by GeorgeFloydLover November 1, 2022

pyramid position

Sex position where a guy is standing and two girls simultaneously give him a blowjob and rimjob.

My girlfriend and her best friend blew my mind last night when they had me in the pyramid position.

by v34v3we May 31, 2023

Positions

Ariana Grande's horny but catchy album dedicated to her fiancé, Dalton Gomez.

My opinion: "Nasty" is the best song.

Arianator: I love positions
Young Arianator: Should I listen to it?
Arianator: Well, maybe when you get older. Hehe.

by Duh_Lixz April 5, 2021

Double Helix (sex position)

A sex position derived from the infamous Eiffel Tower, in which two males and two females engage in sexual intercourse. It is identical to the original Eiffel Tower, except that the second girl is face down with her legs resting on the shoulders of one guy and her arms supporting her on the back of the other girl. This girl has her pussy eaten out while she makes out with the other guy. And the girl below her, blows one guy while she is fucked by the other.

"Hey Spencer! Do you want to double helix (sex position) Gabrielle and Grace tonight?"

"Definitely, Kyle. I'll make out with grace and fuck Gabrielle. You eat out grace and get blown by Gabrielle!"

"It's gonna be fucking legendary!"

"Hell yah!"

by Bill CLITton December 27, 2013

Positional Chubby

Getting an often unwanted erection simply because of the way you're sitting or positioned. Too much blood flowing to the wrong place and always at the wrong time.

"I was sleeping when the teacher called me to the front of the class. When I woke up I was pitching a pretty big tent and there was no way I could hide it."

"Sounds to me like you got a positional chubby...God I hate those."

by ArchangelDuma December 12, 2008

Child Support Position

When a female puts her feet behind her head and forms herself into a pretzel like shape. This position is impossible for even the strongest of pull out games to not bust inside of. This then results in child support payments being required in 9 months time, destroying the males life.

"Bro! She did that child support position again, I couldn't not finish inside....."

by HamiltonHoe April 10, 2019