Andy Poland

Andy Poland is a famous voice actor and composer of Jellyvision and Jackbox Games. Voiced hosts such as Old Man, Bob, Guy Towers. Andy Poland is the VP of Audio and Editorial at Jackbox Games. Also responsible of making Pipstar to hum to every song he made.

Andy Poland

by quartz89_alt March 17, 2022

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Invading Poland

When you need to go to the bathroom but don't want to be crude about it.

Co worker: Hey where did Bob go.
Boss: He told me he was invading Poland

by EJMacki September 6, 2016

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wock to poland

Miles Parks McCollum, better known as rapper, Lil Yachty took the wock to Poland on October 4th, 2022. Thanks to his efforts, the entire country of Poland possesses the wock and have taken dominance as the #1 country in the world.

I took the wock to poland

by retrovv October 8, 2022

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Conquer Poland

In Wexford,Ireland the term to "conquer poland" does not have anything to do with nazis or world war two,but in fact is a teenage's boys reference to 'score' girls.For example,a boy is particularly nervous before he first conquers poland and usually requires encouragement from his friends,or ''espirit des corps" and it is customary to take a 'parachute' for "safe landing" i.e. wearing a condom to protect onself from the possibility of pregnancy or stds.

"hey man,did you conquer poland last night after?"
"yeah man,at long last!I blitzkrieged her out of it!"
"brilliant,see I told you she just needed time.You did pack a parachute though?"
"of course,I couldnt let the troops flow free."
"wise choice,man"
"thaks for all the espirit des corps,by the way"
"no problem man,you have to look out for your fellow soldier,you know what I mean?"

by Wezsez April 17, 2008

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