Joe the Plumber

Brother of Mike the Mechanic, son of Jane the Prostitute, father of Jonny, the chronic falling-down-well child, husband of Wonderwoman.

Friend to all?

1) In your entry, link to other words with square brackets.

2) Joe the Plumber is everyone's fair weather friend.

by sux0r February 23, 2009

backdoor plumber

a shit stabber, a poofter, a mary queen, a sausage jockey, an uphill gardener, a fudge packer, a bone smoker, a bumbaklaat.

basically a male who partakes in intimate relations with another man's rectum.

"Look at him mincing around, bet he's a right backdoor plumber!"

by Antony Cole November 21, 2005

Plumber's Joint

A joint rolled with a stick in the middle that is ultimately pulled out to help air flow through the joint and to prevent canoeing.

"I rolled this plumber's joint with a toothpick and it pulls like a motherfucker"

by _coca_cola_cherry_ August 20, 2018

Penis Plumber

A nickname for any doctor that does the act of sticking something down a man's urethra

"Fuuuuck dude, I have to go to the Penis Plumber tomorrow to get this kidney stone removed."
"I feel the same way dude, I have to go to my Penis Plumber to get Urethral Swabbing done and dusted."

by What the fuck Richard. January 18, 2019

Dusty plumber

When your girl takes a shit and doesn't wipe and you give her a good ol rimmer in an hour.

Brad gave Chad a dusty plumber .

by Acoolstick July 21, 2017

Plumber's Snake

A coiling shit that resembles a snake with one end extending down through the toilette.

This plumber's snake isn't going to unclog anything!

by thatsalog February 3, 2015

Leaky Plumber

When you nut so much it run down her ass crack

Last night i was fucking the wife she started Poking the Purple Plum and she ended up with a leaky plumber.

by Florida RVP August 3, 2019