Pinocchio

A lying prick that shoves his nose up his ass every night

E.g. yo your such a Pinocchio

by Landskyver January 25, 2022

Go pinocchio

When you sleep with a girl that ugly you are forced to lie about it to move on with your life

It was a desperate time in my life I had to go pinocchio

by Mentalioso August 30, 2018

Pinocchio Mustache

The long, unkempt pubic hair above a male's genitalia, resembling Pinocchio's nose whenever an erection occurs.

"Collin, your Pinocchio Mustache is brushing my face" said Sheila

by Golfboys15 March 6, 2013

The Pinocchio

When a woman has three or more penises controlled by one common string and the gentleman say “I’m a real boy” in unison.

I heard Margarita did The Pinocchio with the starting five lineman of the football team.

by SmithDickey January 13, 2021

Pinocchio Dick

Telling lies/bullshit the imaginary grow dick.

Hey Pinocchio Dick bet it's one long slong with all that bullshit that rolls out your mouth all the girls wanna be on that slong!

by Nonna biz! September 26, 2021

Pinocchio Hipster

Someone who is in the state of being "basic", or is classified as such, yet longs to be a "hipster." Like Pinocchio longed to be a real boy, these Pinocchio-Hipsters long to be real hipsters. Yet no matter how hard they try, how hard they grunge, or how tight their jeans are... they are doomed to be "basic," forever.

Cate longed to become hipster, but she was basic to the core. Like a giraffe in a duck costume, this Pinocchio Hipster wasn't fooling anyone.

by dontcallmeredscarfranks July 18, 2014

Pinocchio Publishing

This is the name a number of educational publishing houses, owned by oft-morally bankrupt bosses ought to call their company, who unspokenly expect their editorial team to behave unethically to justify their obscene pay and those of their family members.

How many local family-owned publishers and foreign publishers in Singapore meet the criteria of a “Pinocchio Publishing” company?

by Fasters April 22, 2022