packalander

a person who whistles at young girls knowing they will never get a date.

This guy just hit on me on the street, what a packalander

by Ansel A. September 26, 2008

picante butt

When pooping, your butthole feels like it is on fire due to the consumption on spicy foods.

Man, those hot wings gave me picante butt!

Sorry I'm late, I had to sit in the tub because I had a bad case of picante butt!

Dude, that habenero pepper is going to give you picante butt!

by Wabatucky Reds September 27, 2011

short yardage package

A group of three or more women who weigh more than 250 pounds each. This a reference to American football where lighter offensive players are replaced by heavier ones to push the defense back to gain two or fewer yards. For example, two wide receivers and a slot back are replaced by a much heavier squad of two tight ends and a fullback.

"Did you see the short yardage package at the custard shop? Those three women could push the Raven's defense back six yards!"
"We better get to the all you can eat buffet before the Rushie and her two friends get there. That short yardage package will eat up everything"

by AlwayPutsTheSeatDown September 18, 2013

packard bell

A PC company who entrap newbies with their pathetically outdated, yet extortionatly priced PCs.

Hah! You own a Packard Smell - you suck!

by Spoofnet October 30, 2003

Full Package

A male or female who has every possible characteristic a man or woman can ask for.

Kim Yu Na (김연아) has the Full Package; she has good looks, sings very well, and also a Gold Medalist in figure skating in the 2010 Winter Olympics in Vancouver, Canada

by Yunah Lover March 2, 2010

Picard maneuver

When Captain Picard tugs the bottom of his tunic after standing up.

Usually after he gets up out of the captain's chair to answer a hail.

by plinkoboy November 28, 2003

foreign package

Alcohol, of any kind,consumed in private and in advance of appearing at the party destination

Even before he fell off the balcony it was clear to all he had arrived at the party with a "foreign package"

by sheila in the car October 9, 2008