University of the Sciences in Philadelphia

A "prestigious" university located in University City along Woodland Avenue in Philadelphia. This school was originally the Philadelphia College of Pharmacy, but has in relatively recent times expanded to include a lot of other sciencey stuff. It is known for pharmacy, because it was the first pharmacy school in the western hemisphere. It has been called (stupidly) USiP (everyone knows you don't include prepositions in acronyms, but leave it to a science school...), USP, and just a month ago renamed USciences (USci was taken by some California school that got pissed when we tried to use it). The campus is small and compact compared to local Drexel or UPenn. There aren't ANY food trucks, which are a staple of Philly. The parties are okay, and interaction with Drexel and UPenn is good. It's not impossible to get into this school. The faculty and student body is extremely diverse. At least one of your teachers at any given time will not speak English as a first language. A good amount of the students are India/Asian, followed by white, and then black, and then a small collection of other. Most major in pharmacy and like 70% are residents. Cafeteria is lame. No distinguished sports except for rifle. (Yeah, shooting.) Gym is a required class. Colors are red and black, or officially "crimson and slate." Mascot is the devil.

Michael Smith: Hey, what college do you go to?
Shebab Patel: University of the Sciences in Philadelphia
Michael Smith: Huh?
Shebab Patel: Philadelphia College of Pharmacy
Michael Smith: Ohhh

by WildEyeJoker January 22, 2011

Philadelphia

BY far the most underrated city on the planet. Everyone always talks shit about us or the eagles and its really getting old. No we are definitely not a wannabe New York either, to all the fags who keep saying that. We have our own accent and slang. Go to philly then check out NY you'll see what i mean.

everyone who still bashes philly is a loser

by Unknown2 June 21, 2005

Philadelphia Meat Hook

When a man is getting head he reaches around and inserts his fingers into her asshole and gripping with all of his might lifting her off her feet making her head swing forward. This shoves your cock deep down her throatgiving the best deep throat of your life.

Just as I was about to blow it I gave her the Philadelphia Meat Hook causing her to forcefully swallow all my baby batter.

by Gradie Train March 22, 2009

Philadelphia Phillies

The team with the most losses out of any sports team and has one of the best and most loyal fan base. In their super long existence they have only won 2 world series. Many greats have played as a Phillie such as Mick Schmidt, Steve Carlton, Richie Ashburn and many more. There current team has arguably the best infield in baseball. They are one of the most cherished franchises in sports and are the 2008 World Series Winners.

"Did you hear the Philadelphia Phillies beat the Mets?"

"Well of course they did the Mets suck!"

Go Phillies!
"WORLD FUCKING CHAMPIONS" - Chase Utley

by world champion phillies January 14, 2009

Philadelphia Eagles

The World Champion Philadelphia Eagles are the reigning Super Bowl Champions after beating Tom Brady and the New England Patriots in Super Bowl 52 on 2/4/18 . This talented team is owned by Jeff Lurie, coached by Doug Pederson and managed by GM Howie Roseman. MVP of the game was backup Quarterback Nick Foles who took over for injured Franchise Quarterback Carson Wentz.

The World Champion Philadelphia Eagles made Super Bowl history with a trick play called the "Philly Special "

by Phillygirl11 June 7, 2018

Philadelphia handshake

A reach around

It's always polite to give a Philadelphia handshake when in the city of brotherly love.

by Cptnftck August 16, 2012

new philadelphia

"You come on vacation, leave on probation." New Philadelphia, Ohio has the reputation of being a drug fueled city just south of Akron/Canton area. The police are like the gestapo and make their own rules and if you dont like them(or they dont like you), they will probably just throw you in jail on crazy trumped up charges and put you on probation for years to come so you keep having to go back to that hell-forsaken place. A small town atmosphere where everyone knows everyone, everyone sleeps with everyone, and everyone has genital warts. New Philadelphia is the place where the mayor gets drunk and goes to pick up his children at a school function and gets arrested for DUI..and the people still love him. The main things to do in New Philadelphia are drink large amounts of alcohol and go to wal*mart...which oddly enough those are about the only two things in New Philadelphia...bars and walmart. And last but not least, New Philadelphia, Ohio is the home of the Fighting Quakers...whoever came up with that name should be kicked square in the nuts for being such a douche bag. Do not ever go to New Philadelphia, you will die there!

Dont go to New Philadelphia, you'll overdose on heroin and get genital warts from the dealer!

by Nick Herron June 11, 2008