Penis petting

The act of turning penises into pets, as done by witches in the 15th century.

Peasant 1- Oh No my penis is gone.
Peasant 2- It's probably that witch penis petting again.

by Justabandkid July 08, 2018

Child-pet

When celebrities adopt third-worlders for kudos

Angelina takes her child-pet out for some media whoring

by spunkyman June 30, 2009

Pet Cemetery

A movie that in its original form was awesome and wicked scary, but they totally butchered it in the remake!

Hey Jess you seen the original Pet Cemetery, how does this compare? Total DUD!!!! They should give us our freakin' money back!

by South County Carrie September 25, 2019

Petting The Bunny

Female masterbation.

I was horny so I started petting the bunny.

by jilljones November 13, 2006

pet nigger

Someone whose treatment by others resembles the situation of the house slave

My children treat me like a pet nigger

by Nefariousterry July 28, 2018

pet name

A name used between people who are romantically involved, usually playful and related to some personal experience or quality. Probably sounds like nonsense to anyone else hearing it.

"Hey, Marshmellow, come here" pet name being Marshmellow

by idkwattoput21 August 14, 2009

Pet-Freshman

When an upper classman (such as a junior or a senior) adopts the new addition to the school, a freshman. Pet freshmans are a joy to have and can help you through sticky situations. Upper classman usually argue over who's pet freshman is better.

ex1
Junior (Miranda): CALLIE, MY AMAZING PET-FRESHMAN I HOPE THIS COUNTS AS AN EXTRA-AWESOME BIRTHDAY GIFT! I mean getting put in an example for urban dictionary? whats more badass then that?
Pet-Freshman (Callie): OMG MIRANDA YOU'RE SUCH AN AWESOME JUNIOR ITS RIDICULOUS! THANK YOU SOOOO MUCH!

ex2
Senior (Michael): Man, my stupid pet freshman blows. i should have chosen someone cool like Callie.
Pet-Freshman (Conor): But Michael i tried so-ooo penny! *runs away*

ex3
Junior/Senior: Pet Freshman! Go kill the other pet freshman!
Pet Freshman: KAH-MAY-HA-MAY-HAAAA! *pet freshman dies*

by mp054 March 19, 2010