Disciplining Percy

A collection of upstanding young individuals that wish to impress their ideological values of Music upon the many masses. Either that or they will duct tape you to a chair in a basement and force you to listen to their music until you either like it or you explode.

Those Disciplining Percy guys are rad! Rad like venerial disease!

by ANONYMOUS January 5, 2003

Percy Jackson Movies

A mistake.

Fangirl 1: The Percy Jackson Movies are terrible. The book is wayyyyy better.
Fangirl 2: IKR! How could they Uncle Rick *starts uncontrollably sobbing*

by Percico_Phan October 30, 2016

percy jackson movies

a mistake

the percy jackson movies are a mistake and the creators deserve to be sent to tartarus

by booklover1017 February 12, 2021

percy jackson fans

The most die-hard fans you will ever meet. Often found crying in a corner, at a bookstore near the Rick Riordan section, cursing Octavian out, or complaining about having to wait a whole year for a new book to come out. If seen in real life, wisest move is to start hating on Octavian and saying that he should be thrown into Tarturas.

Did you see the Percy Jackson fans at the convention? They were like rabid pack animals trying to get that author's autograph!

by fangirl550 September 19, 2016

Percy Jackson and The Olympians

A series of books written by author Rick Riordan, which is miles better than the similar but inferior series, Harry Potter.

Everyone: OMG, Harry Potter is the best series ever!!!
Quiet nerd on the back: But Percy Jackson and The Olympians is better...
Everyone: NANI?!!

by pjoisbetterthanhp August 27, 2020

point percy at the porcelain

to have a piss, to take a leak, to sython the python, to get out the one eyed trouser snake, to strain your tatters, to wring out the sponge,to empty the hairy plums

after all that beer I need to point percy at the porcelain

by algarve dave December 14, 2004

pointing percy at the porcelain

The act of pointing one's penis towards the toilet bowl whilst standing. Usually accompanied by urination.

"Jeff, your dinner's ready!"

"Give me a minute! I'm just pointing percy at the porcelain!"

by John Superman December 6, 2013