throw tall people day

on october 21 you can throw anyone 6 ft or above

it is throw tall people day! yay!

by gabeba October 21, 2021

National Smart People Day

This day you appreciate all your smart friends on October 23rd

"What's up, oh great wise one?"
"the fuck?"
"It's National Smart People Day!"

by Flarkwad October 15, 2020

National tall people day

A day to celebrate people over 5’5. Tall people get to make fun of short people and the short friends buy pizza.

I can’t wait for National tall people day!

by Chickenmann September 2, 2021

National throw short people day

On October 28 you can throw anyone who’s under 5’4, no permission needed

Hey it’s national throw short people day let’s how YEET them

by The cuh October 27, 2021

Italian and Indigenous People Day

An equitable alternative for "Columbus Day" that acknowledges Italian and Indigenous people.

Today we celebrate Italian and Indigenous Day (I&IPD).

It's not Columbus Day, it's Italian and Indigenous People Day!

by LingDanc803 October 11, 2023

National kick tall people in the balls day

On October 22nd, after National Throw Short People day has ended, anyone can kick anyone who is 5’6 or taller in the balls without repercussions, unless they themselves are 5’6 or taller.

boy 1: man it was fun throwing short people

boy 2: do you know what today is though

boy 1: national kick tall people in the balls day
boy 2: FUCK

by kyleissupergay April 7, 2023

National people named hunter day

On July 27 you have to give every person you know named hunter 20$

it’s July 27 it’s National people named hunter day give hunter 20$

by xoxoomgyes August 2, 2022