national kick tall people decade

at any time between 2022-2032, anyone under 5'7 (normal people) can kick any of those OVERGROWN GIANTS 5'8 and higher

"hey rob how tall are you?"
"5'9"
"too bad its national kick tall people decade"
"im not even t"
👹

national kick tall people decade by tall people should shrink October 13, 2022

national kiss short people day 

November 1st
if you don’t kiss a short person you will get Evaporated

Evaporation sounds like a fun way to go, so I’m not gonna participate in national kiss short people day

national kiss short people day by PutOnTheCatEars October 26, 2022

national throw tall people

today is the day short people get to throw tall peopel ( people over 5'4 get thrown)

its national throw tall people day

national throw tall people by vergin January 24, 2023

National non binary people meowing day 

March 18th

"hey, you should meow because it's national non binary people meowing day!"

National non binary people meowing day by Irishman732 March 18, 2023

National Punch Tall People In the Balls Day

On March 21 you can punch anyone over 5'8 in the balls. As much as you want. Do it.

Man I'm dreading National Punch Tall People In the Balls Day! My balls have not recovered since the last one!

National Punch Tall People In the Balls Day by skdilde March 28, 2023

National turn tall people into bridges day 

On Oct 20, you can turn tall people (5'4 bananas up) into bridges and step on them without any restriction.

PREPARE TO BE STEPPED ON TALL BOI CUZ IT'S NATIONAL TURN TALL PEOPLE INTO BRIDGES DAY

National turn tall people into bridges day by Rekunance October 6, 2023

National Bully Tall People Day 

On October 25th, you are allowed to go up to any person above 5'9 and start just hating on them.

Take National Bully Tall People Day to the extreme, its a free-for-all!

National Bully Tall People Day by CallMeBigDill October 22, 2023