Patterson

The chad. The GOAT. The absolute expert at removing pussies from your WoW guild.

Patterson: "This is honestly the first interaction I've had with you in three days."

by Wouldsuffice December 8, 2020

Patterson

A person which can be defined as reliably unreliable.

Example: You can rely on a person bail out of a plan or event at the very last second.

Hannah probly won't be coming tonight. She's a Patterson through and through

by Bobbydazzler87 October 21, 2023

Robert Patterson

Will act straight and pretend he has a girlfriend for 3 years but then goes and sucks his boss toes every friday

That guy is such a Robert Patterson he can really give a good toe sucking.

by Antwonthedestoyrr October 16, 2022

Ta'Liyah Patterson

she is the most smartest and kid person she might be shy at first but once you've been friends for a while you'll see her true funny and sarcastic side of course she doesn't know what she wants to do yet and feels alone but some day she will know she is only in 10th grade so she has some time if you have this girl in your life keep her close like you keep your phone during school.

if your know this girl Ta'Liyah Patterson say hey to her she feels lonely

by n0tt.Liy4hh August 20, 2025

Two Knuckle Patterson Patdown

Shoving two knuckles deep into someone's asshole. While clapping slowly and softly from both inside and outside.

Dude! Look at that dude. He looks like a professional at doing the Two Knuckle Patterson Patdown . that's crazy insane man

by Goat2530 December 30, 2018

Declan Patterson

Someone who has a very fruity personality and likes to do fruity things

Person 1:That donny looks fruity
Person 2: He is probably called Declan Patterson

by Calamity478 July 16, 2019

Tilly Patterson

Tilly Patterson is a kind hearted girl, who can be annoying and all lovie dovie but she is one of the best friends you'll ever have..

Tilly Patterson

by Sohieblol123 May 19, 2018