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Parkour

1. The act of imitating something flawlessly executed by an Asian, but delivering a bad imitation
2. Skillfully dodging any acknowledgment or credit owed to an Asian original.
"Did you see Tom's parkour version of that origami swan? Looked more like a crumpled post-it."
"Every time I hear someone say they 'invented' an existing Asian trend, I think, 'Ah, classic parkour!'”

Jake: "Hey, have you seen my new parkour move?"
Liam: "You mean the one Jackie Chen did ages ago?"
Jake: "Who's Jackie Chen?"
by moreon August 16, 2023
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Parkour

She was doing parkour when she turned a cartwheel on the parking block.
by Oof.itz.totally.Scarah December 18, 2022
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parkour

Do you parkour bro?
by Anomyqms May 26, 2019
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Gorilla Parkour Mode

Gorilla Parkour Mode is when a person gets really angry and gets a stamina and starts chasing a person being annoyed to them.
When I was annoying Bryson he went Gorilla Parkour Mode!
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Parkour

The act of casually yeeting one's meat across 20 or more feet.
These fences are perfect for practicing parkour!
by Mulberry Aura March 24, 2021
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Pumpkin parkouring

Using the irregular and random placement generation of pumpkins on the surface to complete slightly difficult jumps in an attempt to make them fall and waste time jumping back on top of the pumpkin
He’s pumpkin parkouring
by Minecraft addict July 19, 2023
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Parkour

He does parkour! So cool!
by Hann34 April 15, 2020
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