The "Running Away" "Martial Art" of using the Urban and Built Environments as a playground or gymnasium, with the aim of trying to try to impress other people and that one day might help the individual evade confrontation, should they be chased through the exact location where they practice.
A fast track to blunt force trauma and serious injury from street furniture such as lamp-posts, concrete paving, brick walls; whose design does not include for high impact gymnastics.
A fast track to blunt force trauma and serious injury from street furniture such as lamp-posts, concrete paving, brick walls; whose design does not include for high impact gymnastics.
"There's a flight of stairs over there? Will I walk down it? Nah. I know Parkour and there's a chick over there! I'll front flip down them and eat the banister, losing my dignity and six teeth in the process. That'll get her attention!"
by RealityCheque84 August 23, 2016
Get the Parkourmug. by Mulberry Aura June 23, 2025
Get the Parkourmug. A great meme because I'm an idiot and posted a video of me online of me doing stupid things because I thought I was really cool at the time
Nice year 12 jersey, what does it say?
It says parkour nut and it means that when I was 12 I stupidly posted a video of myself on YouTube of me doing parkour that is sooooooooo cringey and I hate myself for it
It says parkour nut and it means that when I was 12 I stupidly posted a video of myself on YouTube of me doing parkour that is sooooooooo cringey and I hate myself for it
by Cuntkiller101 May 21, 2017
Get the parkour nutmug. Parkour Meaning: Absolute best sport.
If someone does parkour they are the coolest person in a five mile radius. Some how it doesn't get girls.
Unfortunately, if anyone participates in parkour they will be asked to do backflips by random strangers for the rest of there life.
If someone does parkour they are the coolest person in a five mile radius. Some how it doesn't get girls.
Unfortunately, if anyone participates in parkour they will be asked to do backflips by random strangers for the rest of there life.
by ilikeparkours November 25, 2022
Get the Parkourmug. (n.) Bar-hopping, but exclusively to rooftop bars.
(v.) To bar-hop, exclusively seeking rooftop bars.
(v.) To bar-hop, exclusively seeking rooftop bars.
by swiftpotomac1775 July 4, 2020
Get the parkourmug. 1) a phrase describing the adrenaline-fueled parkour champion-like moves no one, including you, ever knew you had, in an emergency situation. For instance:
Picture, if you will, an indoor play structure at a nursery school/day care. I'd wondered before how the grown ups were supposed to get in there if there was ever a kid inside that needed help. Then one day, one of the tiny tots bit another one real good, right inside the play structure.
I moved so fast that before I knew it I was inside the stupid thing with a screaming toddler in my arms, and no clear recollection of how I'd gotten there. I have a vague recollection of backing into it, somehow. The other toddler looked me dead in the eye and told me, very confidentially, "I bite."
YES, I THINK WE'VE ESTABLISHED THAT
2) possible reference to "Panic Parkour", a set of hott trax laid down by Urban Action, Dubstep & Chill
Picture, if you will, an indoor play structure at a nursery school/day care. I'd wondered before how the grown ups were supposed to get in there if there was ever a kid inside that needed help. Then one day, one of the tiny tots bit another one real good, right inside the play structure.
I moved so fast that before I knew it I was inside the stupid thing with a screaming toddler in my arms, and no clear recollection of how I'd gotten there. I have a vague recollection of backing into it, somehow. The other toddler looked me dead in the eye and told me, very confidentially, "I bite."
YES, I THINK WE'VE ESTABLISHED THAT
2) possible reference to "Panic Parkour", a set of hott trax laid down by Urban Action, Dubstep & Chill
I don't like extreme sports or cross fit. However, show me a kid or animal in danger and my panic parkour moves will inspire awe.
by lotusoftheheart July 22, 2018
Get the panic parkourmug. A ROBLOX parkour game created by Hudzell starting in 2019 and a sequel to the original game Parkour.
by zenAchilles January 23, 2024
Get the Parkour Rebornmug.