Painting and docking

The act of docking whilst smearing shit over each other.

After painting and docking we really needed to shower.

by Woodsy70 November 9, 2011

Watercolor Paintings

A brother-sister band from Santa Barbara. Consists of Rebecca Redman and Josh Redman. They're music is described as folk/acoustic/punk, but really just sounds like magic to your ears. Rebecca plays the harp and sings. Josh plays a baritone ukulele and also sings and whistles.

"Hey, did you see Watercolor Paintings play at the Che Cafe on Sunday?"

by plastic deer. April 9, 2010

fire painting

Fire painting is a technique where by you use fire to paint pictures using a long exposure on a camera, pioneered by van elder photography

Wow dude, that some sick fire painting!

by vanelderphotography February 6, 2013

Cincinnati Finger Painting

When you're fingering a chick and realize she's on her period so you pull your fingers out and wipe them on her. The Cincinnati reference is to the city's baseball team, the Reds.

Julie was on her rag so I did some Cincinnati Finger Painting.

by Kris.B. May 19, 2015

shit painting

Smearing human feces on the walls, toilet, etc. in either an effort to seriously offend the next occupant or as a result of a mental illness

When Sarge lost his mind he went shit painting in the bathroom by the pool. It was like some crazy caveman paintings in there! We all knew he was the shit painting artist.

by The Square Gang April 13, 2008

Cock painting

When you paint your dick with glow in the dark paint so that your hoe can see your dick

Cock painting is a guaranteed way of your hoe being able to see your dick in the dark

by Cockpainting October 4, 2017

parentnnoyed

1. Extremely annoyed/pissed with your parents especially for the following reason.

2. Giving no reason to why you can't do something.

3. overly strict parents

4. when at least one of two parents are always home.

5. when one of two parents are always nagging you for something.

1. my parents always look through my text messages and check my myspace messages when i stay logged on to use the bathroom.

2. Hey mom can i go to the high school football game with my friends tonight?, ill be be at 9:30 and you can call if you need me.
(parents) no
well why not
(parents) because i said so
wtf im so fucking parentnnoyed

3. I left my waterbottle on the counter and my parents just starting screaming at me.

4 Wow, im always stuck with my parents because one of them is always here, i got some weed two weeks ago but i haven't had any chance to smoke it because there here 24/7.

5. (dad) go get me a beer
(mom) after that get the laundry
(dad) after that bring some paper towels over here
(mom) after that get me a glass of milk

wtf? get off your lazy asses and get your own stuff

by don vito double chin October 19, 2008