Toilet Paper Jenga 

The act of stacking toilet paper against the wall until it falls and then that person has to empty the trash

Did you see that case of toilet paper Jenga? I'd hate to be the one that falls on!

Toilet Paper Jenga by ds2014 March 14, 2014

Optional Toilet Paper 

When you have the option of the different toilet paper types that you prefer, such as ultra soft, thick, etc.

I love optional toilet paper.
This bathroom features optional toilet paper.

Optional Toilet Paper by Billiam Beaver October 5, 2016

Toilet Paper 

a paper you use to wipe your shit, and bouncing droplets of toilet water.

American in Japan: where's a toilet paper?
"A random Japanese stranger"
: we use bidet instead.
American: we have to make America smart again!

Toilet Paper by someart February 28, 2017

marine toilet paper 

Euphemism for godawful toilet paper. Rough, tough, and don't take no shit off of nobody.

The walmart bathroom only had marine toilet paper. That shit was like sandpaper.

marine toilet paper by Nnn21 December 21, 2017

Toilet-paper Scrub 

Someone who cleans themself in a bath of toilet paper and Sponges without water

Dude! that guy is a toilet-paper scrub, i can smell it

Toilet-paper Scrub by Oure October 6, 2018

Toilet Paper Hoarding 

A panicked reaction to the outbreak of Coronavirus. Apparently above all ass, wiping your ass is the first thing that comes to mind.

Those fuckers are toilet paper hoarding. Of all things...

Toilet Paper Hoarding by RockManZero3 March 15, 2020

Toilet Paper Douche 

Toilet Paper Douche doo͞sh►

n. A person that spends excessive and/or unnecessary time shopping at grocery stores in times of crisis (ie. natural disaster) (ie. weather event) with the intent of buying more products or food than is required of them and their immediate party, causing unneeded shortages of said products ie. Toilet Paper.

Plural•Toilet Paper Douches•

Synonyms: TP Douche / Douchebag / As***les / Grocery Store Manatees /

Pandemic : Corona Virus; Covid-19

This is in relation to Pandemic 2020, Covid-19 people who bought too many things, term used to reference individuals that bought too many items, and contributed to the shortages on specific items ie: Toilet Paper.

Ex: 1)There were so many Toilet Paper Douches wandering around inside the grocery store this morning that I need to burn my clothes and bath in bleach later.

Ex: 2)The shelves are totally wiped out and it’s only Monday, thanks to all the Toilet Paper Douches.

Toilet Paper Douche by Jack Jan March 16, 2020