parents

The leaders of a france.

(see FRANCE for more info.)

My parents are the biggest france leaders around!

by The Squid March 20, 2003

Parents

1. The types of people who make me have no other choice but to obey them because I can't "make my own decisions".

2. People who think they own me and persuade me to everything they do is right and us teens know what is wrong and right.
3. People who tell me to do my work but when I get like 1 page undone in this book or that packet they scold me for being a total faliure and completely demotivate me, the cycle never ends until i turn 18 and im probably gonna be a hobo by now
4. People who be nice to my friends parents or my friends alone but when it comes to me they're a total monster
5. People who take away something that I need, not video games but my entire lunch/dinner.

Friend: hey can i have candy can please
Mom: yeah sure!!
Child: can i have an eighth of his candy can please?
Mom: NO REMEMBER YOU HAVE 40 MATH PAGES TO DO
Child: But that's too much work for a 6th gr-
Mom: NO SHUT UP EITHER YOU DO 80 PAGES OR YOU GET GROUNDED
Friend: too much wor-
Mom: Oh ok let's decrease it to 79

Child: hey can i have a quarter i need it to buy a ruler from a guy over there
Dad: Oh that guy? HE'S UNTRUSTABLE KID UR GROUNDED
Friend: hey can i have a dollar to buy gummy worms from a guy over there
Dad: Here take 100 dollars

Child: I hate parents
Mom and Dad: S P A N K
Friend: I hate everyone in the world and im gonna slaughter them one by one
Mom and Dad: oh ok

by backwards_cones March 2, 2021

parentable

Over the age to still live with your parents

James is "parentable" he's like 38.

by Your ex-ex Boyfriend July 13, 2019

Parents

(n) they're so fuckin strict

Friends: "hey let's hang out sometime"

Me: sorry my parents wont let me go out

by Lorxshit- June 4, 2020

parents

a bunch of fuckers who where so retarded that forgot a condom and expect you to worship them because of it.
they make you want to live in a grave so you not see them anymore. don't listen to crap they say. just pretend and shit.
unfortunately the only way you can escape them is to kill yourself.
soon both you and your parents and fucking siblings will be in grave. finally free

and nope . no afterlife, resurrection, ect . how could a god so retarded exist that make parents and force you to worship them?
be in peace my friends.

a retarded normie: parents make roof above your head, you have to worship them blah blah blah
a normal person: fuck off normie.

by fgfggffgf July 31, 2019

Parente

A very hairy male with small genitals. It’s common for them to walk slightly hunched over and not move their arms while doing so. Scientists believe a Parente is the closest thing to a Neanderthal alive today He’s in the friend zone with females.

I met a guy last night. A total Parente. He won’t ever touch these titties.

by The G Ome September 3, 2022

parents

idiots you'll be happy to not see anymore when you die.

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by ojgfghh October 12, 2019