by Noogie Inc. September 02, 2010
an asian resturaunt located in Coomera in QLD Australia. it is the perfect place for prank calling. call them at 55
"hey its steve i would like to order 10 kilo of fri rye"
"ohhhhkay steeeve....FUCK YOU"
"NO FUCK YOU ORIENTAL FUSION YOU HAVE RAT SHIT IN YOUR ASSHOLE BITCH CUNT MOTHERFUCKER
"ohhhhkay steeeve....FUCK YOU"
"NO FUCK YOU ORIENTAL FUSION YOU HAVE RAT SHIT IN YOUR ASSHOLE BITCH CUNT MOTHERFUCKER
by SirBoynton November 16, 2011
by CptnBlood November 07, 2012
This is the act of dressing ones self in a traditional chinese kimono, and self pleasuring using oriental sweet and sour noodles, while lying down on a rubber mat. At the same time, a small chinese woman sits in the corner trimming a bonsi tree.
"Yo paddy, how was the oriental wank?" "Tom it was very sensual. I even managed to get miss wong from the chinese to trim my bonsi after delivering my noodles"
by Blamblam25 August 30, 2018
The way in which a person is inclined to desire or seek physical though non-sexual affection in the form of cuddling, hand-holding etc in relation to particular people.
Most people have a sensual orientation corresponding to their sexual orientation but though Ashley was straight she still enjoying snuggling with a lot of her female friends.
by ApricotFields June 12, 2019
Person 1: Why do you talk like that and hang with that person are u gay?
Person 2:no??? umm... he "just cool"
Person 1: yea ok u are orientation confused
Person 2:no??? umm... he "just cool"
Person 1: yea ok u are orientation confused
by khia love November 13, 2008
Your sexual identity; sexual preference
Sexual orientations can be as simple as bisexual (attracted to both genders) or as complex as aego-demi-transquasi-pan-androgyno-graysexual. (Even I can't explain this one. I just now made it up.)
Sexual orientations can be as simple as bisexual (attracted to both genders) or as complex as aego-demi-transquasi-pan-androgyno-graysexual. (Even I can't explain this one. I just now made it up.)
Normal person: What's your sexual orientation? I'm bisexual.
Tumblr User: I'm aego-gray-cupio-andro-apora-homosexual.
Normal Person: Oh, I was expecting some simple, like pansexual or asexual.
Tumblr User: *triggered*
Tumblr User: I'm aego-gray-cupio-andro-apora-homosexual.
Normal Person: Oh, I was expecting some simple, like pansexual or asexual.
Tumblr User: *triggered*
by HPTrash November 16, 2017