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Oriental

Can describe EITHER people or things as being from Asia. Many Americans will heatedly argue that only objects are oriental, and to call a person an oriental is now considered racist. They tell you to call them Asian or, if applicable, Asian American. But what most Americans don't know is that in the UK a person from East Asia is considered oriental, and South Asians are the ones designated as Asian. It's a relative term.
UK Person: Look at those Oriental people over there.
US Person: You shouldn't call them Oriental. You should call them Asian.
UK Person: But they're Japanese. They aren't Indian. They're Oriental.
US Person: Rugs are Oriental. People are not.
UK Person: YOU are a rug. Learn more about the English language outside of your stupid country.
by kijsjaan08 January 22, 2009
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object-oriented programming

The most overrated and overhyped programming paradigm on earth.

Frequently leads to over-engineering and is at the moment most commonly done using the Java programming language, which has a particularly shitty brand of object-orientation. Other popular object-oriented programming languages include C++ and C#.
Idiot: Man, that's such a hard project. Let's use object-oriented programming to make out life easier.
Rock-star programmer: You're fired.
by Bluuberduck April 18, 2010
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orientalism

Exoticization or fetishization of East Asian culture. The disease that asiaphiles suffer from.
The honky suffers from Orientalism.
by Ding Dong December 31, 2003
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detail-oriented

Able to discern things that fat, stinking slobs could only dream of seeing if they only had the ambition to imagine. Source of hostility to greasy Neanderthal turd balls who feel it is OK to steamroll through their life in a hungover haze leaving nothing behind but a path of donut crumbs. The envy of bitter, sloppy losers everywhere.
Sam, being a detail-oriented person, noticed that Nick couldn't log into his computer because the caps lock was on and because it was the fifth time this month, beat him over the head with his keyboard.
by Asteroider May 20, 2010
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orien smith

by trinidad scorpion December 17, 2011
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Oriental Position

When you're banging her from behind while eating rice off of her back. Bonus for chopstick usage.
"Yo Dude I hit my girl with that oriental position last night"
by Pete Cray June 23, 2016
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Oriental Potsticker

The resultant shit you take arising from a bad Asian meal. This shit is defined by a forceful power-dump of such intensity that there is fecal matter stuck to the bottom of the bowl, and no amount of flushing will free those bits of digested cat meat from the porcelain.
"Damn dude, that sushi we ate yesterday from the gas station must have been bad. I madehella crazy oriental potstickers at work."
by Tanto Wayne McGillicutty March 10, 2020
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