Sudbury Ontario

The worst place in the world to live. It is compared to the Hellmouth from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. The evil Elites rule this disgusting place. It is an Illuminati town. The population is comprised of drunks, drug addicts, mentally unstable people and most of all ignorant French snobs who are also on drugs and mentally ill. Sudbury would be better off if another meteor hit this place and wiped everything out. Do not come here. You will regret it!!!!!

"Is this hell?"

"No, It's Sudbury Ontario."

by SudburyHellmouth March 30, 2021

Glencoe Ontario

A small town of 2000 in Southern Ontario. You take the upper crust and the Getto and put it in a blender with touch of racism and pour it out in the space of three intersections and you have Glencoe. However Glencoe works hard to maintain its culture and traditions and has a kick-ass fair. Other nice features include many old churches and a historic train station.

Hey where dem nice caribou at? Oh in Glencoe Ontario

by Patricefromthegreatwhitenorth December 1, 2016

orono ontario

A hick town in the middle of no where with a solid population of 10 people and a whole lotta corn

Let’s go to the orono Ontario fair

by Joey1234577 November 11, 2017

Hamilton, Ontario

A surprising shithole amongst the pleasant experience that is the rest of Canada. Acres and acres of blight. What with the months of winter, the suicide rate here must be astronomincal. One nice nuance - the numerous Catholic churches names after a variety of lesser-knowns saints.

I made hotel reservations to access both Niagara and Toronto in Hamilton, Ontario, only to discover I had made an aggregious error.

by Cheruvian June 26, 2006

Kingston, Ontario

It's a bike town.

Kingston, Ontario is a bike town. People are always riding bikes.

by Harold14 December 14, 2010

lake ontario

A large glacial lake separating Canada from the American state of New York. The people who inhabit the surrounding areas are known to be considered either insane or simply individuals who make bad decisions. The lake itself is deep and vast, yet filled with creatures too disturbing to be worth mentioning (*cough* lampreys), and bull sharks have even been rumored. The surrounding people choose to kayak, boat, and swim these waters at their leisure, that is when the waters are open. The surfers of Lake Ontario are some of the most badass people you will ever meet, especially in the freezing Rochester and Ontario winters.

"Did you see those crazy-ass jet skiers today on Lake Ontario?"

by PATGARSPONGEGAR November 30, 2014

Norwich Ontario

Welcome to the slutiest town of all, where all the girls will give you free blowjobs, can be single or in a relationship and any age. Also known for everyone smoking pot, and being high all the time.. Where the Dutch people overtake the shithole town on Sundays, and once again where all the girls and boys whore it up together, lastly known as bitch filled centre.

Hey! Where did you get your blow job from.. No way same girl!! Norwich Ontario

by Therealshithere February 12, 2013