mayo man

Mayo man kinda like the Coochie man except he is not different he in fact actually takes Mayo and throws it at people, some say he works with the Pepsi bandit. The Mayo man covers anyone he sees with Mayo and they slowly turn black

Jordan: Do I smell Mayo?
Bo leis: ah shit that’s the Mayo man
Jordan: Mayo man why do you love Mayo so much

Mayo man: I’m just black
*gangstas paradise plays

by Shlong NF1 October 23, 2020

Uncle Mayo

Best friend

You are my Uncle Mayo

by MayoQueen June 13, 2019

bed mayo

Another word for cum.

Oh no! You got bed mayo all over my hair!

by tablesauce December 31, 2016

Mayo Bank

Empty mayonnaise jar used to store money, usually then buried underground in back yard or some specific location.

A:"Bank of America totally screwed me over, who do you use?"
B:"I only trust Mayo Bank"

by Illuminatiistotallyreal August 01, 2012

Vampire mayo

Jizz, spooge,meat gravy

Tommy ejaculated his Vampire mayo in bris hair.while she was sobbing his meat sword

by Swampdonkee77 July 18, 2021

Mayo - Seizure

A Mayo - Seizure occurs when someone consumes an unhealthy or large amount of mayonnaise, this has a high chance of causing a Mayo - Seizure.

Hey look Jenson, Bradley and Ashton are having Mayo - Seizures!

by Rogueybear January 06, 2021

double mayo

To give a double serving of the white liquid condiment.

That booty looking so tight, I'm gonna give it a double mayo tonight.

by WaiKai March 25, 2017