Cloud Agnostician

Deploys your polyglot application in the hyper-cloud integrated together using services meshes, and immutable infrastructure

I think we could do with a Cloud Agnostician on our next project

by backdoor bains October 2, 2019

cloud of anubis

The large buildup of smoke made during an extremely large bong rip that is likely to make even the most tolerant smoker cough.

Damn man, I told you not to make a cloud of anubis on that rip!

by Shut yer f***ing dog May 20, 2012

pink clouding

Pretending everything is okay to everyone when it really isn't.

(Girl jumps to her death). Cop: "I just talked to her yesterday. She was pink clouding, and I knew it." ~Amanda Rollins, Law & Order SVU

by Hollibird May 22, 2017

cloud 9

Being very happy, or being in love.

I am on cloud 9!

by Bri5 November 29, 2015

Put it in the cloud

A generic and naive response to a technology problem which effectively takes the problem out of the realm of an organization's responsibility. This basically equates to outsourcing technology solutions which end up being inferior service for twice the cost.

Engineer - "We need $10,000 and another full time employee to re-engineer and manage this technology"
CIO - "We should just put it in the cloud"
Engineer - "What cloud?"
CIO - Looks around nervously..."The one there..." as he points to a picture of a cloud on the cover of his new CIO magazine.
Engineer - Returns to his cube where he promptly hangs himself with an ethernet cable.

by archyis August 28, 2009

cloud baby

A fart or air bagel, when released, that resembles the volume of a baby or makes the noise of a crying child. These are handy to release next to people with children, hopefully followed by a comment like "I just released a giant cloud baby".

Pffffrt! Man hear that cloud baby cry.

by jrsmyth June 24, 2014

on cloud nine

Fig. very happy.

When I got my promotion, I was on cloud nine. When the check came, I was on cloud nine for days.

by Dcvr December 4, 2013